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Charlize Theron Covers her Lady in Leather Pants of the Day

I’m guessing Charlize Theron covering her lady parts with her purse, is a defense mechanism in the event that these leather pants having the ability to crawl up vaginas…or maybe it’s just because she knows leather pants don’t breathe right and that the sweat and stale semen coupled with bacteria growth, herpes from when she first started her career out climbing the ladder all the way from South Africa to Playboy, and the 85% chance she has HIV according to the latest South African study, offers more than just a smog warning in her underwear, shits a fucking meltdown like it was Japan, and the purse adds that much needed protective layer…but I could be wrong, it happens sometimes…

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Charlize Theron Covers her Lady in Leather Pants of the Day

Fred Durst Hasn’t Killed Himself Yet of the Day

That’s odd, if I was Fred Durst, I would have killed myself a long time ago, you know just for being Fred Durst, but he manages to keep on going, smile on his face, shocker in hand, like he doesn’t have the ill fate of being Fred Durst…Some things in life just don’t make sense, but I guess when you have a will to live, you really defy all odds, cuz a weaker person would have given into the temptation of self-mutilation everytime someone said your name, you looked in the mirror, you pulled out your credit card, or pretty much went out in public…Maybe that’s why he’s got so much grey hair…inner torment from being Fred Durst…We’ll never know…

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Fred Durst Hasn’t Killed Himself Yet of the Day

Vince Neil’s Imported Stripper Tits of Love of the Day

I wonder if this relationship is based on love. Or just love for money in exchange for younger, taller, thinner, more immigrant looking tits….. Not that any relationship is ever really based on love, it’s more hate, resentment, obligation and fear of being alone….. But based on her tits, it’s pretty clear to me that he wants stripper tits to fuck, she wants rock and roll money attached to the cock, cuz her last boyfriend who worked the gas station with a drinking problem wasn’t rock and roll money….so the whole thing works out nicely and keeps everyone happy… It’s the circle of life….or maybe it’s the circle of groupie pussy…I don’t know what it is a circle of, I don’t even know if it is a fucking circle…fuck you…you all know why he’s smiling, cuz he fucking won…

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Vince Neil’s Imported Stripper Tits of Love of the Day