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Charlize Theron Covers her Lady in Leather Pants of the Day

I’m guessing Charlize Theron covering her lady parts with her purse, is a defense mechanism in the event that these leather pants having the ability to crawl up vaginas…or maybe it’s just because she knows leather pants don’t breathe right and that the sweat and stale semen coupled with bacteria growth, herpes from when she first started her career out climbing the ladder all the way from South Africa to Playboy, and the 85% chance she has HIV according to the latest South African study, offers more than just a smog warning in her underwear, shits a fucking meltdown like it was Japan, and the purse adds that much needed protective layer…but I could be wrong, it happens sometimes…

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Charlize Theron Covers her Lady in Leather Pants of the Day

Fred Durst Hasn’t Killed Himself Yet of the Day

That’s odd, if I was Fred Durst, I would have killed myself a long time ago, you know just for being Fred Durst, but he manages to keep on going, smile on his face, shocker in hand, like he doesn’t have the ill fate of being Fred Durst…Some things in life just don’t make sense, but I guess when you have a will to live, you really defy all odds, cuz a weaker person would have given into the temptation of self-mutilation everytime someone said your name, you looked in the mirror, you pulled out your credit card, or pretty much went out in public…Maybe that’s why he’s got so much grey hair…inner torment from being Fred Durst…We’ll never know…

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Fred Durst Hasn’t Killed Himself Yet of the Day

3 Important Features That Went Missing From This Year’s VMAs

Though it earned MTV its best ratings since 2002, the main problem with the Video Music Awards last night wasn’t Chelsea Handler’s emcee skills — which combined enough off-color commentary and speedy segues to satisfy any VMA historian — or even the slim selection of on-hand celebrities. No, the VMA s came up short because it refused to be anything but a staid awards show stocked with musical performances and statue handouts, and that’s exactly what the VMA s is supposed to be an antidote against . Here are three mainstays from previous ceremonies that were missing from the VMA s this year:

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3 Important Features That Went Missing From This Year’s VMAs