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Emily Ratajkowsi Body Painted for SI of the Day

This Emily Ratajkowsi video for SI was being circulated yesterday, and I figured I might as well post it, not because I think plastic face Ratajkowski is all that hot anymore. Sure se’s got great tits, but so do so many other girls who have more eagerness about them. It’s like this one was hungry, and pulled it off, and looked good doing it, but like anything with no substance, it loses its appeal, fades into obscurity, and we can assume that taste will lead her to a lot more naked things, because she got so far she can’t let it fall through the cracks now…or some shit. I’m not a hater, I just find her boring, and a shitty person who turns her back on those who help her, but I accept that there are horrible people in the world, and I still think she looks good naked, and that’s good enough for me.

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Emily Ratajkowsi Body Painted for SI of the Day

Jennette Mccurdy Stretching of the Day

Jennette Mccurdy does the YOGA Pose… Personally, I prefer when Jennette Mccurdy does that whole I’m In My Underwear And I Accidentally Released it Because the Execs Wanted Me To But they Don’t Want You To Know It was Intentional but that’s probably because I like slutty girls who embrace being sluts, rather than slutty girls who pretend they are doing fitness, especially when the slutty girl isn’t that hot, but has a fan base because dads are perverts….

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Jennette Mccurdy Stretching of the Day