If you don’t matter in the grand scheme of your family….both immediate with her dad off making new babies because she wasn’t satisfying enough for his need to procreate and spread his seed….and extended…because her cousin is getting all the modeling jobs….leading Ireland ending up in rehab and going through some kind of indentity crisis….rich kids are always so confused…. Does it matter when you are pulling out your tit in public the one time the paparazzi bother looking at you….as you drunkenly leave a party…because you’re borken…. The answer is yes…it fucking matters…and it’s wonderful. I am a fan of this Ireland Baldwin girl…I think she’s wonderful…but then again, I like underdog no one wants or believes in…I also like all the second tier…to fifth tier pussy…it’s kind of my thing…you know the whole not having standards thing… She’s So fucking BIG…and a Mess…Amazing… The post Ireland Baldwin’s Big Girl Intentional Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff wants you to see that she’s got tits, you know tits that balance out her thick, fit, cross fit looking body, which isn’t really a good thing, it’s a thick thing, that would be hard to take down in a wrestle, or drag into a back alley after roofies set in….which isn’t something I endorse, but is something that you’d need to get within 10 feet of this girl, she’s famous and doesn’t congregate with your type…but she does do whatever she can for you to stay engaged in whatever it is she’s marketing….which includes, but isn’t limited to…letting you look down her shirt…so considerate of her…right.. The post Looking Down Hilary Duff’s Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I zoomed into this intentional Selena Gomez panty flash…at least 5 times…hoping I’d see a wet spot, a stain, a tampon string, a little labia poking out, anything…but I came back with nothing…because she’s Disney trained and knows if she’s going to do an intentional panty flash for the paparazzi in Paris, she’s going to make sure all loose ends are covered…. You only live once, so maximize, because in her case, all Chemotherapy treated…but still partying…while full of LUPUS…living may not be that long – so flash those panties for your fans when you can…it may trick the non believers into wanting to fuck you – even though all dudes want to fuck anything – with or without panty flashes… This is almost as desperate as how she hangs out with Taylor Swift..for spillover attention from the media…lame… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Panty Flash of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
She’s got some weird Square Nipples…I wonder how that happens, is it a nipple reduction from when she decided to use her tits to get her ahead, as being a Rihanna impersonator only took her so far, or are her nipples taped so that her nipple slip looks more authentic, or is she just born with Square nipples because she’s some freak of nature that for some reason…people entertain and allow to walk around like she’s a somebody… I don’t get the Rita Ora thing, but I do know she’s fucked a lot of the right people, and maybe the opening line, the way she made it all happen, was with the pick up like “I have square nipples, want to see?”…. I’ve seen famous people fuck some real low level garbage girls, so if you’re semi hot and strategic, you can easily manipulate the situation….to get them to give you shit…like a career… Good hustle square nips… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Intentional Square Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennette Mccurdy does the YOGA Pose… Personally, I prefer when Jennette Mccurdy does that whole I’m In My Underwear And I Accidentally Released it Because the Execs Wanted Me To But they Don’t Want You To Know It was Intentional but that’s probably because I like slutty girls who embrace being sluts, rather than slutty girls who pretend they are doing fitness, especially when the slutty girl isn’t that hot, but has a fan base because dads are perverts….
Negative speculation and prognostication has been brewing for months for Disney’s sci-fi actioner John Carter thanks to dismal tracking and rumors of bloated budgets, but Disney’s finally released their review embargo for the March 9 would-be blockbuster. So what’s the early buzz from the first critiques of Andrew Stanton ‘s take on the Edgar Rice Burroughs saga, about a Civil War veteran named John Carter ( Taylor Kitsch ) who lands in the middle of a civil war on Mars? Given the naysaying hype, the first batch of reviews are surprisingly… positive. Well, mixed positive, for the most part — critics agree on many of the film’s strengths, from the well-crafted CG world of Barsoom (that’s Mars, to us humans) to the spirited action sequences Pixar veteran Stanton has pulled off. (Look for Movieline’s John Carter review to post next week.) ” Some of the stuff that Stanton pulls off in John Carter is mind-blowing ,” enthuses Badass Digest’s Devin Faraci . ” There are a few sequences that feel simply classic, like we’ll be referring to them for years to come. There’s one scene, where John Carter stands alone (well, with Woola) against a rampaging army of nine foot tall, four armed Tharks, that is an all-timer. ” Speaking of those Tharks — the four-armed green Martian warriors that first enslave John Carter and force him to fight for them — Stanton’s CG background directing Finding Nemo and Wall-E seems to have helped him create believable, dimensional characters with a combination of CG animation and performance capture. HitFix’s Drew McWeeney was particularly impressed by the CG-heavy characters. ” The Tharks, led here by Tars Tarkas (Willem Dafoe), are compelling creations ,” he writes . ” By a few scenes into their time onscreen, I stopped thinking about the technical trick involved in bringing them to life and simply accepted them as real .” Meanwhile, actress Lynn Collins drew high marks for her portrayal of Martian princess Dejah Thoris, a science-minded warrior princess who serves as Carter’s romantic foil while holding her own with her smarts and her sword. ” Lynn Collins’s feisty Dejah Thoris is the best kick-ass sci-fi princess since Leia, and she looks stunning too with her Martian tattoos ,” says SFX Magazine . In addition to potentially launching young teenage boys into puberty with her sensual, revealing costumes (the skimpiness of which Dejah at least acknowledges with a wink), she’s one of the better-written and unusually strong female characters to come along in genre filmmaking in a while. Or, as Faraci declares : ” Dejah Thoris is the best female character in science fiction/fantasy cinema since Ripley. ” But the critics also agree where John Carter ‘s flaws are concerned — for instance, the sprawling, often-unwieldy scope of its story and the clumsy way in which Stanton and Co. filter it down to a dense (maybe too-dense) feature-length runtime. Part of the problem lies in compacting Burroughs’ Princess of Mars novel down to one feature-length script while juggling the many moving parts — John Carter’s Civil War past, the mechanics of his Mars-aided powers, the political machinations between the two warring city-states of Zodanga and Helium, the omnipotent Tharks who walk among them pulling the strings, the warrior culture of the Tharks, and an Earth-bound framing device involving Carter’s nephew, Edgar Rice Burroughs, phew! — while additionally attempting to set the stage for sequels to come. ” Amidst the CGI environments and constant plot machinations, the story veers between interesting, boring and borderline incomprehensible ,” said Fan the Fire Magazine . ” There are moments when the film soars, only to stall and sputter on a well-meaning but extraneous –- or overlong -– character moment ,” complains SFX Magazine , adding that ” lengthy exposition scenes and Martian politics are hampered by cod pomposity and the dreaded ‘silly-made-up-sci-fi-words’ disease. ” Ultimately, if audiences react as CinemaBlend’s Sean O’Connell did, Disney’s biggest problem on March 9 will reflect its early tracking woes from weeks ago: Viewer indifference. ” The bulk of Carter [is] a tough slog, despite some decent performances and the admirable introduction of a tough-as-nails action heroine in Collins ,” O’Connell writes. ” Arid, barren Barsoom is a dull environment for a sci-fi blockbuster, and the consequences of the conflicts happening on screen are small. John Carter just never pulled me in .” Read more on John Carter here.
Will Ferrell movies can usually be summed up as “Will Ferrell as a…” and you get it. Will Ferrell as a reporter? That’s funny. Will Ferrell as a NASCAR driver? Also funny. But Will Ferrell as a Spanish soap opera action hero? Casa de mi Padre is a Spanish language film starring Ferrell as a rancher’s son who goes to war with drug dealers to protect his brother’s girl (Genesis Rodriguez). Where, exactly, did he come up with this idea? At the film’s press junket today, Ferrell said he’d had this idea for five to seven years. The inspiration struck him, as such ideas do, during a 2:00 a.m. channel surfing session. “I’m probably like so many people, turning on the television going through the channels at two in the morning and landing on a telenovela going, ‘What is this? Why are they so over the top? This is amazing,’” Ferrell said. “That’s my exposure to them. I’d always had this idea of that’s such a heightened, funny world that it would be really funny to see myself in that world. I thought God, you’ve never seen an American comic in a foreign language film and have them commit to it in a way that’s believable. I thought that’s something if you could pull it off, that would be an original movie.” The TV dramas that pop up on Univision or Telemundo in the states take the drama pretty seriously. You can tell Ferrell thinks it’s funny by all the intentional mistakes (continuity errors, visible boom mics, stuffed animatronic animals and mannequin stand-ins) intentionally placed in Casa de mi Padre , which is written by Andrew Steele and directed by Matt Piedmont, both alumni of Saturday Night Live and Funny or Die . “It technically really isn’t an homage to telenovelas,” Ferrell said. “Telenovela is kind of the broad description for it but it’s an homage to that, it’s an homage to the Mexican spaghetti western. It’s an homage to bad moviemaking, continuity mistakes. It’s an homage to overacting. It’s an homage to stuffed wild animals. Once we started writing the script and talking about how we were going to shoot the movie, we saw this was a real opportunity to play around with a bunch of different elements.” The script by Steele was written in English, then the dialogue translated into Spanish. Ferrell only speaks en espanol ; only an American character delivers a few lines of English. Of course, now Ferrell only remembers the naughty words. “ Chingado is a good one,” he said. “I love that word. Chinga this, chinga that. That’s a good word, but that’s commonly used. Chinga is the F word.” Ferrell got over the language barrier on his first day of filming. “For some reason the schedule worked out to where I literally had like a two page monologue in Spanish on the first day. Once I got the first couple takes under my belt, and I could see people watching behind the monitors going, ‘His Spanish is okay. It’s not that bad.’ Then I thought oh, okay. I’m going to make my way through this. Had I kept up with the Spanish, I’d be really good right now. But I didn’t. I could make my way at a resort. At the Four Seasons in Mexico I’d probably be okay.” Fulfilling his dream of starring in a Spanish language melodrama, Ferrell was proud to use his box office clout to get an outrageous film made. “This ranks up there as one of the things I’ve gotten to do which you can only be so lucky to be in a position to take risks like this.” Casa de mi Padre opens March 16. Watch the trailer here . Follow Fred Topel on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Would you buy a used car from this guy? Well believe it or not we are letting him run our city! As many of you have no doubt heard, Prince Farquaad here recently took advantage of our overly passive Assembly and ran off with $193,000 of our city’s money. I wrote about it last Thursday . On Friday my friend Mel Green dug deeply into the layers of obfuscation to find that the argument given for allowing Dan to pick our city’s pockets was a shaky house of cards . In fact, according to Phil Munger, Anchorage Municipal attorney Dennis Wheeler may possibly have committed two Class B Felonies for his intentional misrepresentation of the true nature of the legality of the arrangement between the Sullivan Trust and the MOA. Look I am just fucking sick and tired of these criminal assholes treating my state, and my city, like an ATM for their own personal cash withdrawals. It seems like it has been happening since the day right after we declared statehood. Do you think Sarah Palin invented grifting in this state? Oh hell no! She was following a long and illustrious tradition of politicians taking advantage of their positions to pilfer from the state coffers. Right now Sullivan is only a mayor which means can only get his hands on the petty cash drawer. But trust me he has much loftier ambitions to get into Begich’s Senate seat and finally get his hands on some serious money! You see for politicians like Dan Sullivan, and Sarah Palin, it is not about what they can do for their city or state. Oh no. It is about what they can get for themselves while in office. We can call it “public service” if we want, but the only “public” being served is the politicians like Dan Sullivan, Sarah Palin, Don Young, Ben Stevens Tom Anderson, Vic Kohring, Pete Kott, John Cowdery, etc., etc., etc.. Sullivan believes he got away with this daring daylight robbery, but I think it is time to confront him and demand that he either show us a contract that proves the city was legally bound to make a payment to the family of George Sullivan upon his death or give us back the $193,000 so that we can pay for ambulances, keep firefighters on the job, and provide funds so that our libraries can stay open for our children. That seems fair doesn’t it? Come on Danny-boy, show us that contract!
