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Rihanna Grabs Herself

I’m kinda disappointed in these pictures of Rihanna rehearsing in her dumpy outfit, at least I hope she’s rehearsing because if she isn’t she’s really mailing this one in. We hardly ever see her in her raggedy old clothing, she’s always wearing some sort of sexy futuristic dominatrix sh%t that both delights and confuses my genitals. And another thing, I know she’s trying to be edgy and dangerous, but in my experience when woman grabs her vagina in public it’s normally not a good sign

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Rihanna Grabs Herself

Kate Moss Nipple Slip After Dinner of the Day

In totally uninteresting news, Kate Moss wore a pretty see through shirt to dinner, and on her way out, her little tit managed to sneak its way into the she through area, mainly because Kate Moss didn’t really give a fuck who saw her tits, because if she did give a fuck, she wouldn’t have worn a see through fucking shirt and if she really needed to wear the see through shirt because she was getting paid to wear it for a designer and she’s taking all the money she can since she’s too old to model and too busy fucking people who look like they have aids when not getting high and drunk and being a horrible parent, she woulda worn a bra or pasties or an undershirt. So her lack of interest in us seeing her nipple should be a pretty clear sign that you shouldn’t give a fuck about seeing her nipple and I can only assume that you don’t and that this is a waste of my time. Pics via INF

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Kate Moss Nipple Slip After Dinner of the Day

Cindy Crawford in Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here are a couple pictures of Cindy Crawford cockteasin’ us with her hot ex-model, very fit 40-something year old body in a bikini, unfortunately, my wife wasn’t cut from the same cloth, she was cut from the bootleg stretched out cloth, because if she was my life would be on a fuckin’ boat fuckin and not sitting here rolling a cigarette out of butts I picked up off the fuckin’ street earlier today, even though I quit smoking 2 years ago, I like to bring it back to ensure the damage I did to do myself doesn’t go to waste, because self-destructing is a full time job….

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Cindy Crawford in Some Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day