It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Lorde’s Nipple Should be Considered a Work of Art Fleshbot Alessandra Ambrosio nip slip on a fashion shoot Taxi Driver Movie Minka Kelly pokies in a white dress The Nip Slip Vita Sidorkina for TREATS Drunken Stepfather Sabine Jemeljanova sweatshirt strip Egotastic All Stars Kym Graham in Venetian Memories Boobie Blog Serena Bucaj in a bikini Last Men on Earth Olivia Munn explains why she turned down Deadpool to play Psylocke Double Viking It’s Time for a Chick Batman Steakwood … read more
Henrik Adamsen is a Danish Photographer…and I guess Solveig Mork Hansen is a great Dane model in training…getting ahead by showing her tits… There’s a valuable lesson in this. The first is that if you are a no name, young and busty girls, who takes a good picture, you don’t have to be a cam girl or stripper to get by, you can always make friends with photographers, and do the hipster nudity thing…it works…and I fucking love and will always promote it. It also reminds us that you don’t have to be a 10,000 dollar a day model, who some gay dude in the fashion industry found and likes using over and over again, making them into millionaire who attract billionaire sperm… There are always going to be amazing girls, in amazing places, doing amazing things, willing to get naked, topless, or whatever for the sake of just doin it…unlike the other paid models, these girls are fun and just like doing it. They are not hookers who demand you pay them by the hour…and from my experience girls who aren’t hookers are a lot better than girls who are hookers…as long as they are open minded to doing hooker behavior for free… That said, I want to marry Solveig Mork Hansen, even if I can’t pronounce her name….
Cara Delevingne decided to not take the actual plunge into getting her instagram deleted by freeing her nipple, an offence that Instagram doesn’t take lightly, because they don’t believe that free nipples belong on instagram. It is a publicly traded company and they have guidelines they must respect. Even though a lot of great photos include nipples… But it works, showing us how crazy it is that dudes are uncensored and girls need to be censored, by making me want to see her nipple, but unable to see her nipple, because society is fucked. Priorities and initiatives in this Christian controlled conservative world, where they decided a nipple is porn, even though it’s just a fucking nipple. I made a decision many years ago, that posting nipple, being uncensored, was just real and authentic. I sacrificed having a successful fight by freeing the nipple before it was a thing, so I’m glad to see the world coming together for this #freethenipple movement, cuz I’ve been for a long time and freeing the nipple has actually fucked me over, but I still stuck to it, because I truly feel nipple should be free. From breast feeding, to tanning, to walking down the street. We’re past decency, people are fucking pigs, and censoring nipples is the least of our worries in this doomed society… So girls…#freethenipple. Here’s Cara Delevingne’s Chanel campaign…
I’m really fucking slacky lately, I only got access to these Tila Tequila pictures a few hours ago, mainly because I don’t give a fuck about Tila Tequila or what fucking cry for attention this bitch is into, unless that cry for attention involves her killing her useless self on webcam, or in some kind of sex tape, or even on the fucking nightly news live, because her demise and her fall from her peak is funny as hell, what isn’t funny is all the noise she’s making on her way down, whether it’s singling me out and annoying me and anyone who follows her on twitter, or whether it’s her releasing blowjob vidoes, her claims she’s a full blown lesbian and really everything she fucking does and I haven’t figured out why I’m bothering keeping this shit alive two days later, but I assume it is strictly because of laziness.
In totally uninteresting news, Kate Moss wore a pretty see through shirt to dinner, and on her way out, her little tit managed to sneak its way into the she through area, mainly because Kate Moss didn’t really give a fuck who saw her tits, because if she did give a fuck, she wouldn’t have worn a see through fucking shirt and if she really needed to wear the see through shirt because she was getting paid to wear it for a designer and she’s taking all the money she can since she’s too old to model and too busy fucking people who look like they have aids when not getting high and drunk and being a horrible parent, she woulda worn a bra or pasties or an undershirt. So her lack of interest in us seeing her nipple should be a pretty clear sign that you shouldn’t give a fuck about seeing her nipple and I can only assume that you don’t and that this is a waste of my time. Pics via INF
