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2016 Coachella Babes

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Solveig Mork Hansen Will Blow Your Pants Off

I’ve been talking up Solveig Mork Hansen on this site for a while now, but maybe you don’t remember the name. I’ll admit, it’s a tough one, and if you ask me, the Dutch hottie would be a lot more memorable as Solveig Mork Tuna, but for some reason, she hasn’t taken me up on any of my Twitter marriage proposals yet. Anyway, forget names and just take a look at her latest photoshoot and I guarantee these pictures will be burned into your memory. Enjoy.

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Lily Donaldson and Other in MARFA Journal of the Day

Lily Donaldson, Ebonee Davis and Solveig Mork Hansen for Marfa Journal….is alright… I mean throw some models into some “high fashion”, which for the record is produced in Asian sweatshop where Dollar Store clothing is also made, but it has high concept, that is really just recycled shit with a little variation, that’s not high concept at all…just ripp off bullshit…because they spin it as art….and whatever the reason for these girls getting naked…or half naked…posing slutty like softcore pornstars…I’m into it… Via MARFA JOURNAL The post Lily Donaldson and Other in MARFA Journal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 1.5.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Caroline Flack slips a nip while sunbathing ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Drunken Stepfather’s Top “More Famous Than Me Bitches” ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Emma King is a beautiful naked Nordic siren ( egotasticallstars.com ) Bad Girl Bryci is boob-a-licious! ( boobieblog.com ) Solveig Mork Hansen has big bikini tubes ( lastmenonearth.com ) Four movie resolutions you should make in 2016 ( doubleviking.com ) Anastasia Ashley spent New Year’s Eve scantily clad on a bed with alcohol ( steakwood.com ) To make a great Noir, all you need is a hot Femme Fatale ( fleshbot.com )

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Solveig Mork Hansen Huge Tits for Nicola D’Orazio of the Day

Solveig Mork Hansen is a relatively no name Danish Model…with huge tits… I like knowing that if you are a no name, young and busty girl, who takes a good picture, you don’t have to be a cam girl or stripper to get by with your looks, you don’t need to waste your time with college, or getting an office job where the fluorescent lights rape your soul, you don’t need to work as a cocktail waitress or bar tender… you can always throw the dice, make friends with photographers, and do the hipster nudity thing…and hope it works… Sure, you probably won’t make money or get paid that much, but you’re building your portfolio, but more importantly, building a dream…and you don’t have to be a 10,000 dollar a day model, who some gay dude in the fashion industry found and likes using over and over again, making them into millionaires who attract billionaire sperm…you can just get as famous as you need to, being as hot as you need to be to lure in millionaire boyfriends to help fund the dream…unless maybe you’ve got a trust fund… Either way, the good news is that there are always going to be amazing girls, in amazing places, doing amazing things, willing to get naked, topless, or whatever for the sake of just doin it…for the pure love of being naked in pictures….and by pure love I mean hope for fame and fortune…success and the good life… Because unlike the other paid models, these girls are fun and just like doing it, but they all eventually want to get paid, and the more people pay attention to them, the more their ego inflates, and the sooner they become the hookers who demand you pay them by the hour…because they’ve done all this hooker work for free… That said…Solveig Mork Hansen is on the cusp of fame, she’s been in Vanity Fair already…oh and Guess…So I guess we’re done here….This hipster model…is already all I fucking hate…but she’s got great tits so…that’s good.. Model is Solveig Mork Hansen – VISIT HER INSTAGRAM – HERE Pictures by Nicola D’Orazio – VISIT HER SITE – HERE The post Solveig Mork Hansen Huge Tits for Nicola D’Orazio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Solveig Mork Hansen Belongs In A Swimsuit!

If the name Solveig Mork Hansen doesn’t look familiar to you, don’t worry. Because the first time I saw it, I wasn’t really sure it was even a name. According to my research though, it’s Dutch, and belongs to the smoking hot bikini model you’re currently drooling over. So go ahead and get more familiar with the sexy Sports Illustrated Rookie, although if she wants to make it in this business, she might have to change that name… Personally, I think Solveig Mork Tuna has a much better ring to it, don’t you? » view all 12 photos Continue reading

2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrate

So Sports Illustrated held their annual celebration for the 2015 Swimsuit Issue in New York the other night. And instead of being upset that they forgot to invite me to the party (again), I’m going to look on the bright side: they did invite a whole bunch of hotties like  Hannah Davis ,  Rose Bertram , Hailey Clauson , Solveig Mork Hansen , Ashley Smith , Kelly Rohrbach , Emily Ratajkowski , Sara Sampaio , Hannah Ferguson , Samantha Hoopes , Chrissy Teigen , Erin Heatherton , Lily Aldridge , Gigi Hadid , Irina Shayk , Genevieve Morton , and Ashley Graham . And you know, just looking at these pictures is starting to make me feel better already. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Solveig Mork Hansen by Henrik Adamsen of the Day

Henrik Adamsen is a Danish Photographer…and I guess Solveig Mork Hansen is a great Dane model in training…getting ahead by showing her tits… There’s a valuable lesson in this. The first is that if you are a no name, young and busty girls, who takes a good picture, you don’t have to be a cam girl or stripper to get by, you can always make friends with photographers, and do the hipster nudity thing…it works…and I fucking love and will always promote it. It also reminds us that you don’t have to be a 10,000 dollar a day model, who some gay dude in the fashion industry found and likes using over and over again, making them into millionaire who attract billionaire sperm… There are always going to be amazing girls, in amazing places, doing amazing things, willing to get naked, topless, or whatever for the sake of just doin it…unlike the other paid models, these girls are fun and just like doing it. They are not hookers who demand you pay them by the hour…and from my experience girls who aren’t hookers are a lot better than girls who are hookers…as long as they are open minded to doing hooker behavior for free… That said, I want to marry Solveig Mork Hansen, even if I can’t pronounce her name….

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