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Tareq Salahi on Split With Michaele: I Chose the House Over Boobs!

Tareq Salahi has “gone through so many emotions” since his wife Michaele Salahi and Neal Schon ran off together, he doesn’t even know where to start. But trust us, he’ll talk you through every step as he picks up the pieces. During a press conference for Celebrity Fight Night: An Alki David FilmOn Production , in which he’ll be throwing down, Tareq spoke about why he’s getting involved in celebrity boxing and, of course, Michaele ditching him. “After Michaele abandoned our home and our marriage, the house was just empty,” he explained. “I think it’s very good for the heart and the mind.” “I’ve gone through so many emotions from sadness and crying, ust trying to understand what went wrong with the marriage and her double life.” Asked whether money played a role in their split, Tareq said : “Yes, I think that played a part in it because here is the thing. We all have – in marriages, in relationships – we all have to have conversations about money and paying bills. So let’s say you have a pot of money sitting there.” “Well, Michaele would say, ‘I want to go to plastic surgery on my lips, face and boobs,’ versus, ‘Well we got to pay the mortgage!’ I chose the house.” “If she is going to say I am controlling, I will own up to that because if she is going to turn around and say I am being controlling over money, then yeah, let’s keep the house over boobs. You know what I am saying? Am I right? It is what it is.” Tareq says he’s still trying to figure out what went wrong. “I just don’t understand how anyone can run away from a home and turn their back on what I considered a beautiful marriage. She wasn’t just my lover. She was my best friend. So, who does that and who flaunts it? It’s disgusting.” “Who does that? Nobody does that. It’s a disgraceful, disgusting thing that they’ve done … The rocker guy sent a picture of his penis. Well, that’s why I’m fighting.” “I’m fighting for anybody that’s been cheated on.” Amen, brother.

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Ashley Tisdale Ass for Allure of the Day

I do a thing here called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly watch, it stemmed from her winning some hottest girl of the year award, and my immediate need to educate the youth that media lied to them, that this award was paid for, and that she is in no way the hottest anything, except maybe fuck, cuz ugly girls put in a lot of effort, but usually not after they’ve won hottest girl awards, it distorts their insecurities…. I stopped doing the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch, because along with the rest of the world, I totally forgot about Ashley Tisdale’s existance, sure there would be pics of her Ugly face leaving the gym, I guess prepping to get naked in Allure cuz she knew someone there who convinced the editors to bring her on, and this is the result….her ass naked, photoshopped and in magazine….because if she took a lesson from the Hudgens nude strategy, which was a lot of headaches for the equal amount of publicity and far less hairy pussy lip exposed…not that it matters. Here’s Tisdale, looking better than ever, cuz I don’t have to focus on that sour face with a botched nose job…and can focus on what is important, an ass crack, a cheesy tattoo, some feet and some titty from the back side….if you know what I mean… Remember it’s best to ignore these pics, cuz that’ll make her try harder next time….this is the dipping her toe into the naked shit to see if it is for her…cuz thankfully Disney girls are all the fucking same…

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Who’s My Daddy???: I Don’t Think Posting Pics Of Me Goes Against My Daddy’s Gag Order…

This cute little boy might have some of the craziest parents on the planet. His mom has to have a tight lip when it comes to speaking of him or his father because if she gets fly at the mouth, his daddy will take his mommy to court for violating the gag order… DAYYUMMM That was a lot to say!!! Who’s My Daddy??? This little one is the son of Dwight Howard and Royce Reed. Royce has reportedly been kicked off the new season of Basketball Wives but it won’t be the first time she has been put to the side. Baby Daddy, Dwight Howard, shut that a** up real quick, right when she thought she was about to talk sh*zzz… All that drama was some months ago, we just hope that they are cordial in front of little Braylon!!!

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Who’s My Daddy???: I Don’t Think Posting Pics Of Me Goes Against My Daddy’s Gag Order…

Who’s My Daddy???: I Don’t Think Posting Pics Of Me Goes Against My Daddy’s Gag Order…

This cute little boy might have some of the craziest parents on the planet. His mom has to have a tight lip when it comes to speaking of him or his father because if she gets fly at the mouth, his daddy will take his mommy to court for violating the gag order… DAYYUMMM That was a lot to say!!! Who’s My Daddy??? This little one is the son of Dwight Howard and Royce Reed. Royce has reportedly been kicked off the new season of Basketball Wives but it won’t be the first time she has been put to the side. Baby Daddy, Dwight Howard, shut that a** up real quick, right when she thought she was about to talk sh*zzz… All that drama was some months ago, we just hope that they are cordial in front of little Braylon!!!

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Jesse James Alleges Death Threat From Ex-Wife

The chilling Mel Gibson tape , in which he berates ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is apparently not the only celebrity death threat alleged this afternoon. Jesse James’ ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, threatened to kill him in the past, according to what his lawyer just told the judge in their nasty custody battle. Fighting for custody of daughter Sunny, James personally has been testifying on the stand this morning, but hasn’t mentioned the allegation … so far. The motorcycle guru bought a house in Austin, Texas, and wants to take Sunny there so she can be closer to his most recent ex-wife, Sandra Bullock. Ex-wife #2 is far from pleased about that proposed plan. At least Jesse James and Sandra Bullock split amicably and quietly. He and his ex-wife are at each other’s throats in court, and it’s getting uglier every day . Over nearly five years of marriage, Bullock developed a close relationship with Sunny and his two older kids before his cheating led to their divorce. Lindemulder, who just got out of a halfway house and can’t leave the state of California, filed documents trying to stop the planned move by James. Janine says the Sandra Bullock excuse doesn’t hold water because if she really cared about Jesse’s children … she would have stayed in California. We’ll see what a judge has to say about that, but we know James has alleged on many previous occasions that unstable Janine is a threat to Sunny . A big enough threat to bar her from all contact? Stay tuned.

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Pregnant Paulina Rubio in Her Bikini of the Day

Paulina Rubio is old. I always forget that bitch is pushing 45 or some shit….mainly because most Mexican women I know are 200 pounds, mothers of 5 and busy cleaning houses living the American dream, but cleaning up after people who are actually living the American dream…but she’s finally settling down and having a baby….and like any good pregnant chick, she’s gone to role around in the sand in bikini in what may be one of her last chances to be the Mexican popstar people wanted to fuck, as Mexicans go all down hill after making babies…and because she’s not too pregnant yet to make jerking off to her awkward…unless of couse you like pregnant chicks, which some of you do, maybe because it is nature’s most beautiful gift, maybe because if she’s already knocked up you can’t knock her up, maybe because you like knowing a bitch doesn’t use condoms, maybe you like the idea of fucking something a growing fetus lives in, cuz fucking a home is rarely possible….I just know I pretty much hate the shit and I just see swollen ankles, fat gut and pretty much career and body suicide where watching a pregnant bitch walk the street is like watching a bitch self destruct….but maybe you dig it so here she is pregnant in a bikini…. Pics via Bauer

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Jessica Simpson’s Fat Ass Tits on Leno of the Day

I can’t believe Jay Leno is allowed on TV….but the other thing I can’t believe is that the tank that is Jessica Simpson pretends that she works out….I mean based on everything I see from her fat chick tits, to her fat chick arms, to her fat chick legs, to her fat chick shoulders, to everything fat about her….So Leno makes tit jokes, back alley blowjob hooker jokes and she jiggles when she talks about her Nicorette gum addiction despite having never smoked in her life, when she probably should because if she did actually smoke she’d probably have a better body, since any model and cokewhore party slut will tell you cigarettes help make them skinny….

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AnnaLynne McCord’s Awful Wet T-Shirt Contest

I have attended quite a few wet T-shirt contest in my day mostly as research for this site, at least that’s what it says on my tax returns, but this one has got to be the absolute worst. Here’s AnnaLynne McCord getting caught in the rain in her white shirt and not even showing us a single nipple. What a rip off. She had better smarten up soon because if she’s not careful she can get disqualified for this kind of thing. more pictures of AnnaLynne McCord here

Lily Allen’s Ass is a Serious Mistake of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck was going through Lily Allen’s head when she decided to wear this outfit, but I do know that her lower body is fucking disgusting. Shit brings back memories of when I worked at an old folks home cleaning shit off pretty much almost dead, old, sloppy, saggy, flat, fat asses. There’s really not much more to say about this as I deal with the confusion of why a cunt so vile would try to pull off the pantsless performing style on National TV. Maybe she’s upset Gaga who never wears pants is a huge phenomenon because let’s face it, Gaga isn’t famous because she doesn’t wear pants and does wear stupid costumes, she’s famous because there’s a whole lot of gay teenagers and retards who buy into her shit. But I can guarantee Lily Allen would get more fans without making the public sick to their fucking stomach, contemplate homosexuality, and run to our Lady Gaga posters to perform our daily ritual of worshiping her just so that Lily Allen and her fat disgusting ass disappears…. Pics via Bauer and Pics via LFI

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Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Cellulite Ass and Thick Pussy of the Day

I walked into a Chinese restaurant drunk to take a piss around midnight last night. Not only did a street kid with rotting teeth and a serious drug addiction ask me for change and when I said no, offered me a blow job and when I laughed at the offer, she said she was being serious, putting me in an awkward position cuz I had to turn down a fucking blowjob and I am trained to never do that….but a group of college kids made fun about how fat I was when I walked in saying shit like “you really think it’s a good idea for that guy to eat here” and “I hope they stocked up on food cuz they are about to get cleared out” and realized that shit I must be pretty fucking fat to get mocked walking into a restaurant, maybe I should stop eating chips….unfortunately, Lady Gaga doesn’t have the same thought process no matter how times I write how fat and shitty her body is but she still wears these outits…..It is probably because she’s on drugs, at the skinnest she’s ever been, working out by performing her ugly face off everynight, which unfortunatley is just an expression and not reality, because if she could perform her face off, we’d all be in a better place since she’s always in the media….and here is her sloppy ass… And as a bonuse her outfit gave some serious vagina definition. She’s definitely not a tranny, that is definitely a pussy. She’s just got the external kind of pussy that looks like it is stickin’ its tongue out at you. I used to find them disgusting and scary, but sinceI have tried them many times and have come to terms with them, I am just confused why they exist and what makes pussy grow out like that, but all I’ve come up with is genetics cuz external pussy is kinda funny look, like some kind of sea creature attached to a woman that I stick my dick in and who really cares…just look at the pics… Pics via LFI

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