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Miley Cyrus Braless and Lovely Cone Titties of the Day

I really like Miley Cyrus lately…and I have no idea why…but I like to think it is because I don’t know her and will never know her…because if she did, I would likely hate her bratty fucking ways….but I also like to think it is cuz she’s got a nice lean body that she doesn’t mind showing off…even if her little titties are all cone-like….you know like pee stings on a pre-pubescent…probably caused by some Disney genetic modification they call “Peter Pan-ing” their young casts so that they have a longer shelf life after investing all that money in them….and something you’d normally want to wear padded bras with…to false marketing…unless of course you’re someone like Miley…who has been prostituted so long she doesn’t even know the concept of privacy, shame or any of that normal person stuff….my kind of girl….now that the bra is off….the next logical step is to get that annoying shirt out of the way….good girl. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Bar Refaeli Twitter Underwater Bikini Pics of the Day

Bar Refaeli really isn’t that great…..even when underwater…I know this because if she was that great..I wouldn’t want to see her never come up for air…I’d want to jump in and save her even just to give her mouth to mouth and make her feel like she owes her life to me, that I can exploit for sexual favors….but with this one I’d be more into telling her screaming friends I don’t know how to swim, cuz really she’s not worth getting wet over…..maybe I am a psychopath and watching half naked bitches struggle for breath is a turn on or maybe the real psychopath is the guy who thinks she deserves to be saved…. Maybe I just don’t like overrated entrepreneurial models who think they are hotter than they are….who dodge the draft in their country while everyone else has to do it…on some Jewish Princess kick….or Maybe I’m an anti-semite….but I think it has less to do with her religion and more to do with being a thick, coked up model who never fully made it and has already peaked but who dates celebs and acts like she matters….useless. Here are her underwater pics cuz she knows it’ll make her saggers look at their best….

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Aubrey O’Day’s Thickness and Fake Tits for July 4th of the Day

I get that Aubrey O’Day has to love herself, she has to think she’s great, she has to shut out the haters and be borderline insane, telling herself she’s the best out there, a talent, hot, amazing, spectacular, the next big thing, and not just a big thing….because if she didn’t do that, she might as well just kill herself…fat with no purpose….but instead she owns it and I guess it’s like seeing the obese girl at the high school cheerleading practice, she doesn’t know she’s obese, she doesn’t let her stop it, she just brings it…and I guess that makes O’Day an inspiration to us all….

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Gets Exhibitionist in Topless Balcony Shoot [PICS]

So do you think the condo association in Rosie Huntington-Whitely ‘s building is taking applications? Because if she’s willing to go topless on a balcony, then we’re willing to invest in some professional photographic equipment. We’ll casually brush arms with her in the elevator, and she’ll look down and see our fancy $3,000 camera and bag full of lenses (that’s how you know someone is a Serious Photographer) and she’ll say “Oh, are you a photographer?” And we’ll say “Yes, how about we get together and shoot sometime?” and she’ll say “Well, today I have a meeting with my agent, but how about tomorrow? Around noon?” Yeah, we got it all planned out. See more from Transformers: Dark of the Moon star and lingerie model par excellence Rosie Huntington-Whitely right here at MrSkin.com

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Sojourner Morrell Titties for Fashion of the Day

Sojourner is some British model who reminds me of some lesbian hipster…only unlike lesbian hipsters…she’s not drinking Pabst out of hairy pussy….but instead modeling…which I guess is kind of a hipster thing to do in and of itself…but not for the lebsians….cuz lesbians are the devil and too busy plotting how to cut off every man’s penis in the world while eating organic vegan foods….. So Sojourner….say that 10 times fast….showed her little tits for fashion and I’m into that…because if she’s got a modeling contract, she’s got that stamp of approval I need to not feel gay when fucking her little boy body raw….you know in theory or more importantly…in fantasy…cuz I’ll likely never meet this bitch, or remember this bitch, in 5 minutes….I’m like a mosquito like that…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Dude-Where Is My Stylist??? Jaheim Shows Up To Whitney Houston’s Funeral Lookin’ Like The Black Willy Wonka With His Lil Oompa-Loompa

LMMFAO!!!!!! A lot of celebrities came out to pay tribute to one Ms. Whitney Houston last Saturday in Newark, NJ and among him was this gentleman. According to reports his name is Jaheim, but in this totally funeral-inappropriate get-up we’re not totally sure. WTF were you thinking and why didn’t anyone STOP YOU?!?! Sir, that woman that is on your arm clearly does not love you. Because if she did, she would have said in the illustrious words of great American wordsmith Pimp C…”Take that monkey isht off you embarrassing US!!!” Sweet baby Jesus… Images via WENN More On Bossip! Smackdown! The Chris Brown/CM Punk Feud Is Getting Pretty Intense! “I Will Choke You” And Breezy Responds! Can’t Get It Up: 10 Foods That Might Be Choking The Life Out Of Your…Libido Tell ‘Em Why You Mad: Janet “Aunt Viv” Hubert Writes An Open Letter To Wendy Williams Blaming Her For Whitney Houston’s Downfall Cake Cake Cake Cake! The Stars With The Wildest Birthday Parties

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Amber Rose Blames Kim Karadashian For Kanye Breakup, Calls Her A “Homewrecker”

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Amber Rose and Kanye West stopped dating over a year ago, but she’s telling the world that Kim Kardashian was a big contributor to their break up. While Kim K was dating Reggie Bush, she began sending sexy text messages of herself to Yay, and according to Amber, that was the beginning of the end. In an exclusive interview with Star magazine, Amber Rose revealed that the reason she and Kanye split was because of Kim K’s devious, cheating ways: “Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together,” Amber exclusively told Star. “She’s a homewrecker! According to Amber, she was dating Kanye when he and Kim first hooked up — and Kim was dating NFL star Reggie Bush! “They were both cheating,” Amber, 28, said. “They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.” Amber says it was Kim, 31, who instigated the whole affair by calling, texting and sending racy photos of herself to Kanye. “She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person,’” but apparently Kim didn’t care enough to respond when Amber emailed her for an explanation. “I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me. She never responded.” Amber slammed Kim for her cheating ways. “It’s very important that us women stick together and we don’t f**k each other over like that.” “I want to thank her,” she said about Kim. “Because if she was never a homewrecker, then I never would have met Wiz, and I wouldn’t be as happy as I am now.” SOURCE RELATED: Did Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Hook Up After “Watch The Throne” Concert? Amber Rose Reveals All About Wiz, Kanye & Reggie On “Wendy” [VIDEO] Amber Rose On Her Mom Smoking Weed With Wiz Khalifa: “Wiz Is Like The Son She Never Had” [EXCLUSIVE] Amber Rose Unleashes New Looks [PHOTOS]

Amber Rose Blames Kim Karadashian For Kanye Breakup, Calls Her A “Homewrecker”

Katy Perry Disgusting in Concert of the Day

I hate Katy Perry…almost as much as I hate when I hear guys say she’s hot…. She’s a dumpy, chubby, bottom feeding cunt with a good scam going cuz her songs cater to 12 year old girls who don’t know better… She’s chubby, has a shitty ass, and she can’t dance, leading me to think she also can’t fuck, explaining why she married that fag Russell Brand, cuz all he needs is a third party to insert things in his tight pants wearing ass… Here she is in concert, I refuse to post the video. She’s that bad…and not in a bad dancing erotica kind of way…but in a “I hate that this lie has tricked the world” kind of way….She needs to be stopped…she may be the devil…

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Melanie Inglesias Hometown Hottie In Bikini of the Day

Her name is Melanie Inglesias….and I’m gonna assume she’s not related to Enrique or Julio….because if she was she wouldn’t be using the Maxim Hometown Hottie contest to get her fake looking tits in a bikini famous…she’d just hit the beach with her dad…who in this case is probably not in the picture anymore…cuz girls who get half naked for dying magazines hoping it works out and pays off and makes them famous…generally aren’t the kind of girl who has grown up with a lot of male attention or hugs from pop….leading me to think she’s got a good future in porn if this Maxim thing doesn’t blow her out of the water, which I can’t imagine it will considering there are reality shows bigger than maxim that has left hot chicks less relevant…but I’ll post her bikini pics anyway….cuz bikinis are fun… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore to Divorce, Tabloid Claims

Star Magazine refuses to believe that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore could have a happy marriage. In its latest issue of lies , the tabloid revisits the topic it focused on a year ago : Kutcher’s allegedly cheating ways and how, finally, Moore has had enough. The result? One of the more expensive splits in Hollywood history, if this cover headline is to somehow be believed: The latest rumor revolves around Ashton getting it on with some random woman named Sara Leal. She is reportedly trying to sell details of their tryst for $250,000. It’s unclear how much Britney Spears wants to discuss her affair with the new Two and a Half Men star, likely because it never took place.

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