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Kate Upton Does Manic Magazine

I can’t speak for you guys, but I’m pretty glad to see Kate Upton getting back to her old busty ways with this latest photoshoot for Manic Magazine ‘s lingerie special. Because if she wants to reclaim her title as my favorite busty blonde, a new set of seriously-hot lingerie pictures are a great start. Obviously, a surprise visit to my mom’s basement would’ve been even better, but hopefully Kate’s working her way up to that. So for now, just enjoy these. I know I will. Continue reading

Hayden Panettiere See Through of the Day

I remember when there was a blind item years ago about Hayden Panettiere being a child prostitute…it never really went anywhere, but made me laugh, they suggested that her mom pimped her out to Hollywood execs, and I kind of believe that is very possible, especially after she got knocked up by a dude with what I can only imagine, not that I ever imagine what size dicks dudes have, a 12 inch penis, set against her 4 foot 9 frame, is some kind of dirtiness…not to mention, now, while pregnant, she’s out in see through shirts and bikinis and drawing attention to her implants…it’s all signs of what I like to think is a sex addict, because if she wasn’t into sex, how did she get pregnant in the first place…think about that one….while I go stare at girls tanning in the park… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Nicki Minaj Busts Out At The Other Woman Premiere

I think Nicki Minaj is one sexy human blow up doll. Here she is at “The Other Woman” premiere busting out the goodness and causing this celebrity website owner a major pant-fire. I honestly think this is the best Nicki has ever looked and hope she keeps it up because if she does, I know I won’t have any problems keeping it up either. Ow!

Kate Upton Can’t Hide Her Sweater Mounds

You know, I’d hoped that my warning to Kate Upton yesterday would’ve had some kind of effect on her, and today we’d spot her getting coffee in body paint or something, or at the very least a bikini. But instead here she is leaving her hotel with her sweater mounds all covered up again. I mean, c’mon, where’s the fun in that? Anyway, I hope Kate gets her act together fast, because if she doesn’t shape up soon, I’m going to be forced to find a new favorite busty blonde. And I know neither of us wants that. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Jennifer Lawrence is the Next Princess Diana of the Day

I don’t know if hugging a crying kid at a movie premiere for your massive francish with your short hair has anything to do with being the next Princess Diana…or even being a hero celebrity who cares about her fans…because if she ignored that kid it’d be a horrible look for her and she’s aware that she can’t have that…even though she’s already won the Oscar and could be a good time to Tatum O’Neil her shit and hit rock bottom….it will happen, it always does…but in the mean time here she is good-deeding….but the media fucking loves this shit…and so will you especially if you’re into infantilism….imagining you’re the kid and she’s tucking’ your weirdo ass in.

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Jennifer Lawrence is the Next Princess Diana of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is the Next Princess Diana of the Day

I don’t know if hugging a crying kid at a movie premiere for your massive francish with your short hair has anything to do with being the next Princess Diana…or even being a hero celebrity who cares about her fans…because if she ignored that kid it’d be a horrible look for her and she’s aware that she can’t have that…even though she’s already won the Oscar and could be a good time to Tatum O’Neil her shit and hit rock bottom….it will happen, it always does…but in the mean time here she is good-deeding….but the media fucking loves this shit…and so will you especially if you’re into infantilism….imagining you’re the kid and she’s tucking’ your weirdo ass in.

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Imogen Thomas Looking Amazing for NUTS of the Day

Imogen Thomas has some seriously big tits…big tits we can assume are the basis of her career because of how soft her stomach looks…making me think she doesn’t work out…for fear of losing her tits…because if she lost her tits…she’d lose everything…including her chance to get a Glamour Girl pension by marrying a millionaire soccer player as all these whores do…it’s like Glamour modelling is the UK escort agency for the rich athlete…and who cares…look at her pics…

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Imogen Thomas Looking Amazing for NUTS of the Day

Imogen Thomas Looking Amazing for NUTS of the Day

Imogen Thomas has some seriously big tits…big tits we can assume are the basis of her career because of how soft her stomach looks…making me think she doesn’t work out…for fear of losing her tits…because if she lost her tits…she’d lose everything…including her chance to get a Glamour Girl pension by marrying a millionaire soccer player as all these whores do…it’s like Glamour modelling is the UK escort agency for the rich athlete…and who cares…look at her pics…

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Josie Canseco Wants Attention of the Day

Josie Canseco is the 17 year old daughter of Jose Canseco, who was trashily named Josie after her daddy, cuz just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions doesn’t mean he’s classy…especailly when the bitch he married and knocked up was a hooters girl…you know the kind of girl who can raise her daughter to know what is important in life…a hot body… I mean that, or this is just a sign of the times…and every bitch wants to be half naked, or in a bikini, or sexualized because that’s what people deem important…either you have a half naked selfie on instagram or you ain’t shit… I am totally okay with that, because any girl who wants to be in a bikini this much, usually puts in work to look good in a bikini… Unlike Kate Upton, who is milking this whole AOL / SI is an equal opportunity employer, that even fat girls can be their cover girl kinda like a retard in a work program running the Walmart cash…even though motherfucker can’t count. This brazilian cut bikini wearing Josie Canseco pile of spoiled trash should be celebrated, even if 17 is a pretty easy age to have a hot bikini body, you know, with the whole metabolism not fucking broken down and hormonal yet…because if she’s posting such good shit on the internet now, imagine what will happen in 10 years when she’s a washed up nobody with a drug addiction. I’m ready for it.

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Staring at Rihanna’s Ass in Shorts of the Day

Sure these Rihanna shorts are not tight or jacked up her ass like I’d want them to be….and more importantly like Rihanna would want them to be….because if she had it her child prostitute turned celebrity way…she probably wouldn’t be wearing pants at all…you know sitting on all her money….that she knows she doesn’t deserve….and that more importantly Jesus, something she pretends to believe in knows she doesn’t deserve…makes her feel like giving back the only way she knows how…with her body… And sure….Rihanna’s legs are not tall, long, lean and really anything I’d pay money to watch twerk…. But there’s just something about her that makes me want to explore her sexually….and I don’t think it has to do with her being a broken abused woman….but it probably does. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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