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Kitty Lea 2013 Calendar of the Day

Kitty Lea is a Glamour Model….and these are the pics from her 2013 Calendar that reminds us who the Glamour Model demographic is actually designed for….mechanics and blue collar workers who grace the strip clubs…the kind of guy who doesn’t use a smart phone or computers…but who has that basic instinct of “look at them there tits, they are big, my toothless fat wife doesn’t look like this naked”…. It is the simple minded people who inspired those trashy babe posters you saw in every garage back in the 90s, the “rear admiral” pics of ass style shit they sold at the record store….you know what I’m saying….and that is that Calendars are a shitty fucking gift, they are useless, and most importantly….they showcase tits….making them perfect for me…because I am a simple minded unemployed blue collar piece of trash who likes looking at tits that aren’t my wife’s….and I assume you are too.

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Kitty Lea 2013 Calendar of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Modeling Lingerie Like It’s Her Job of the Day

Cuz it is her job bro…. I have probably posted these pics before, they all kinda look the same, but that could just be that there is one constant, one commont thread, the incredible Candice Swanepoel, who people try to hate on, but who’s hate just rolls off her pure, innocent, loving curves….. She’s good at what she does, and I think I may have to have sex with her get her out of my system….but since she doesnt return my calls, emails, faxes, or love songs I mail her….I guess I’ll just jerk off to her half naked body…..it’s easier and more legal than that whole kidnapping strategy I’d have to take to taste this ass. She’s good.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Modeling Lingerie Like It’s Her Job of the Day

Brittany Palmer is the Real Santa Claus of the Day

In this light, Brittany Palmer’s got a long ass face….which is too bad cuz I have been endorsing her as the hotter UFC girl who makes the UFC less gay of an experience, you know that simple minded strategy, of sticking some implants in the mix to make the gay sex foreplay less gay sex oriented….you know the distraction….in the gangbang you’re having with your boys to remind you that her pussy is what got you into it and not your boy’s cock slamming it….but maybe she always had this weird looking face and I was too busy staring at her fit amazing body…. Either way, she’s festive and bringing joy to the world, good will towards men and she makes for a good excuse to plug my VERY MERRY HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE Tis the season

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Brittany Palmer is the Real Santa Claus of the Day

Kate Upton’s Overrated Bikini Body in the Snow for SI of the Day

I have said it before and I will keep sayign it until someone hears me…cuz I am committed to this cause…and I am not going to give it up or let it go…until what I’ve been preaching comes true….and that is that Kate Upton is an overrated fat chick in training who has a sloppy body, and average at best fat chick face, who’s tits may be big and saggy already at 19, but who will have the rest of her quickly follow…..but until that happens she’s totally hyped up for no fucking reason…other than that people like tits…and don’t get that sloppy tits aren’t fucking hot no matter what size they are…especially when they come stock with a fucking gut…. Seriously, she’s on set posing in Antartica cuz Sports Illustrated grasps that they need to milk her one more year…cuz she gets hits as the public is brain washed into liking her….so they have her up in the snow…and her nipples aren’t even hard…even though it is freezing.,.,.reminding me just how stretched out they are from all her overeating…cuz if you have fuck fat chicks, like I have….you will know…their hard nipples….are barely hard cuz they tape up too much surface area. She’s low grade pussy at best…stop fucking celebrating her…it is an injustice…Freedom has been attacked. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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