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Sofia Vergara for Vanity Fair of the DAy

Sofia Vergara makes me laugh because she went from Colombian border jumper, who may not have really jumped the border, but who was a single mother who ended up in Miami at a very young age, and was forced to fend for herself, even though I assume she comes from Money to begin with, as there is money in Colombia…where she’f rom…. But she’s now the highest paid talent on TV, that every over 30 actor who hasn’t made it, of every ethnicity, references when you aske who’s career they want… It’s like from zero to fucking hero, and all it took was awesome tits and the right strategic moves…that I assume involve no gag reflex…because why the fuck else would she end up at the top when so many other Hisapnic imports end up as chambermaids… It just doesn’t make sense, but she’s topless in Vanity Fair…and that could be glimpse of where it all began…a little book ending…or something… Here’s the video: Here’s her ass in jeans for instagram…unrelated to Vanity Fair..but totally fine to stare at…thanks to being a hot old lady with a hot fucking ass… The post Sofia Vergara for Vanity Fair of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cute Australian Models by Janneke Storm of the Day

Their names are Kristina and SUZY …I am going to assume they are Australian models, because that’s what I want to do, even if they aren’t Australian models….they are being shot by janneke Storm who is a photographer out of Australia…. Now I am pretty into Australian girls, because for the most part, at least the ones I see on the internet and not the toothless backwoods crocodile hunting ones…or the white trash in the trailer park with no teeth and bad leathery skin ones….are fucking hot, fun, like to party and most importantly, put out… So I’m all for looking at pics of them being cute for whatever the fuck this is, because it’s better than buying a plane ticket only to realize that everything you ever dreamt of Australian girls was a lie…they aren’t cool and down to fuck while drunk…in fact, like Americans they are disgusted by you too… The post Cute Australian Models by Janneke Storm of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cute Australian Models by Janneke Storm of the Day

Their names are Kristina and SUZY …I am going to assume they are Australian models, because that’s what I want to do, even if they aren’t Australian models….they are being shot by janneke Storm who is a photographer out of Australia…. Now I am pretty into Australian girls, because for the most part, at least the ones I see on the internet and not the toothless backwoods crocodile hunting ones…or the white trash in the trailer park with no teeth and bad leathery skin ones….are fucking hot, fun, like to party and most importantly, put out… So I’m all for looking at pics of them being cute for whatever the fuck this is, because it’s better than buying a plane ticket only to realize that everything you ever dreamt of Australian girls was a lie…they aren’t cool and down to fuck while drunk…in fact, like Americans they are disgusted by you too… The post Cute Australian Models by Janneke Storm of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kitty Lea 2013 Calendar of the Day

Kitty Lea is a Glamour Model….and these are the pics from her 2013 Calendar that reminds us who the Glamour Model demographic is actually designed for….mechanics and blue collar workers who grace the strip clubs…the kind of guy who doesn’t use a smart phone or computers…but who has that basic instinct of “look at them there tits, they are big, my toothless fat wife doesn’t look like this naked”…. It is the simple minded people who inspired those trashy babe posters you saw in every garage back in the 90s, the “rear admiral” pics of ass style shit they sold at the record store….you know what I’m saying….and that is that Calendars are a shitty fucking gift, they are useless, and most importantly….they showcase tits….making them perfect for me…because I am a simple minded unemployed blue collar piece of trash who likes looking at tits that aren’t my wife’s….and I assume you are too.

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Britney Spears Walking the Streets Showing Off her Thickness of the Day

Here is some Britney Spears thickness in a tight tanktop, tight shorts, showing off her big ass, thick legs and sloppy belly. She is designed to get fucked by black dudes, but her southern racism only allows her to get fucked by white dudes who think they are black dudes, at least when it really counts like getting knocked the fuck up…. It just amazes me that such gutter trailer trash lookin’ drugged out pussy is famous and rich, it’s like some kind of fantasy I didn’t think would ever come true, since money usually takes the hick out of a pussy, it usually makes bitches want fancy things and eat at fancy restaurants wearing fancy clothes, leaving that horrible prostituting past behind them, pretending they never got raped by their toothless unemployed father every day after from third grade to eight grade, but for some reason, this bitch is just as used up as an ex-stripper trying to make a couple bucks to get baby formula and meth….and that inspires me. Here she is street walking proper….cuz she doesn’t have to…she just wants to…and that’s a passion I can support…

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Raquel Zimmerman Naked for Purple Magazine of the Day

No, I didn’t kill myself like so many people ask me to do on a daily basis and I didn’t die like you would think I would based on my size and health level… I just woke up. I was up all night watching webcam girls and drinking cheap wine. I assume I didn’t miss anything and that anything didn’t miss me….since my site isn’t one of those sites you go to everyday like it matters…it’s more of an accidental thing…. Here are some pictures of model Raquel ZImmerman totally and fully naked for Purple magazine, cuz fashion is pornographic when done right…and I support that and apparently so do all the major corporations, cuz for some reason they get behind this kind of nudity, but the second I post it hear it becomes smut. I guess I’m the guy who makes wholesome girls trashy whores….

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Bobby Brown’s Gutter Wife in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I recognize Bobby Brown’s wife….I’m pretty sure I fucked her toothless mouth in a back alley a few years ago for a couple bucks and a some rock I found on the ground that I told her was crack…. Seriously…There is no way that this gutter looking bitch didn’t used to be gutter. You know the kind of hooker who lives in a one bedroom, shit soiled apartment with other gutter hookers smokin’ cock for crack rock….but I guess it’s nice to see her hard face livin’ the good life with a celebrity husband she apparently “manages”…and by nice, I mean disgusting…..as some people are meant to be clothed…For the record, I am one of those people…so I can spot a fellow “meant to be clothed” person…

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Sophie Reade and Her Friends Look Interesting of the Day

Her name is Sophie Reade. I’ve never heard of her because I don’t live in the UK and even if I did I probably wouldn’t know her because she’s just that useless, but she’s obviously one of those tacky bottom feeding glamour models who isn’t hot, but compared to the toothless, grey skinned, miners and chimney sweepers that populate the country, she’s been on Big Brother, she looks like the UK version of Jersey shore club kids with cheap hair dye, trashy slutty clothes, who like getting wasted and who don’t put out unless you’re juiced on roids, because I guess they like to keep their strain of herpes amongst themselves….and there is nothing hot about these pics, but there is a whole lot of laughs. I need to hire these bitches to work my birthday party like a bunch of clowns they clearly are

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