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Saturday Night Live Blows Viewers Away with Cold Open

There are many questions American citizens now have with Donald Trump having been elected the 45th President of their country. Will he deport law-abiding immigrants? Will he build a wall? Will he ban Muslims from the country? Will he last a full term in office ? And also this: How would Saturday Night Live react to his election? The last question was answered this weekend… in truly memorable fashion. The NBC sketch series opened last night with Kate McKinnon dressed as Hillary Clinton. But there were no witty lines of dialogue. There were no tears being cried. There was no interaction with Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump Instead, McKinnon simply say at a piano and sang the song “Hallelujah.” This was especially poignant because Leonard Cohen died this week, leaving this world as the man responsible for having written that iconic ballad. At the end of her rendition, McKinnon turned to the camera, and as Clinton, told viewers “I’m not giving up, and neither should you.” It was an amazing decision by Saturday Night Live. Some people are comparing McKinnon’s version here to when Paul Simon sang “The Boxer” on SNL’s first episode after 9/11 Watch the performance for yourself. Saturday Night Live Cold Open Why did “Hallelujah” feel like the perfect track for the moment? Check out the lyrics below and perhaps you’ll understand: Now I’ve heard there was a secret chord/That David played, and it pleased the Lord/But you don’t really care for music, do you? It goes like this/The fourth, the fifth/The minor fall, the major lift/ The baffled king composing Hallelujah. Hallelujah/Hallelujah/Hallelujah/Hallelujah. Your faith was strong but you needed proof/You saw her bathing on the roof/Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew her/She tied you/To a kitchen chair/She broke your throne, and she cut your hair. And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah. Hallelujah/Hallelujah/Hallelujah/Hallelujah. You say I took the name in vain/I don’t even know the name/But if I did, well really, what’s it to you? There’s a blaze of light/In every word/It doesn’t matter which you heard/ The holy or the broken Hallelujah Hallelujah/Hallelujah/Hallelujah/Hallelujah. I did my best, it wasn’t much/I couldn’t feel, so I tried to touch/I’ve told the truth, I didn’t come to fool you/And even though/ It all went wrong/ I’ll stand before the Lord of Song With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah.

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Saturday Night Live Blows Viewers Away with Cold Open

God Hates Shrimp

Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants. Leviticus 11:9-12 says: 9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. 10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: 11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. 12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you. Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says: 9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: 10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you. added by: onemalefla