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Xenia Deli’s Meat for VS Pink of the Day

My favorite thing about Victoria’s Secret Pink is that it is the brand’s gateway lingerie company. It’s the Marijuana of panties, you know the one that gets them in when they are young because it is accessible and barely illegal. It always leads to the heavier shit that is more addictive and offers a lifetime of commitment and disappointment…you know the heroin of panties…. It’s what they use to seduce the kids in, with product that parents are not disgusted by, that look cute. You know nothing crotchless or lacy here…but that will allow these kids to know nothing but Victoria’s Secret into their adulthood…It’s just clever shit and they are using Xenia Deli as one of their models, which I guess is a good decision, because she’s amazing to look at, and anything that gets her half naked…even if it’s the tame collection from a brand that is overly Christian friendly, despite being owned and run by the Jews…like Christmas….all nipples and vagina photoshopped out…I’ll still stare and wonder what went wrong in my life, and what went right in Xenia’s life, that made her impossible for me to by 10 dollars a minute to on a webcam site like all the other Cold War Boomers from behind the Iron Curtain.

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Miley Cyrus Rude but Hot in a Tight Dress of the Day

I’m loving Miley Cyrus’ tight new body, especally from Friday, in a TIGHT DRESS SHE WORE AND FLASHED HER VAGINA IN ……I think it was her Easter dress…cuz everyone knows when you’re a hick….family functions are about dressing your hottest cuz the daughter who gets “Paw” off wins the one chocolate they could afford that year….a tradition the Cyrus family keep up even though they’re rich as fuck…. The highlight of this video, besides her hot, hick dress and accent is just how sassy spoiled little cunt Miley is to the paparazzi…….. She said: Don’t get runover, or do, I don’t really care…. How disgusting, to wish injury or death on someone who is just trying to make an honest living selling pictures of her without her permission, to feed his family and help his immigrant kids live the American dream he came to this country for….. What a cunt….a bratty little cunt with no respect for other people….with a cunt I’d like to wear as a gas mask, or hospital mask, or really anything in and around my mouth….. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I used to make fun of Hayden Panettiere’s midget body….not because I don’t like midgets…or short girls…but because she was broad shouldered and built like a hormonally stunted gymnast from behind the iron curtain….but then I found out from the internet that she was a child sex worker for her mom and dad and their sick friends…which made sense even if untrue….because that type of shit always happens amongst the rich and famous….but also because it would explain her stunted growth…kinda like how the abused chick gets her period at 9….you know…it fucks with kids at their core….especially when the hormones being stunted were being fed to her by her mother to delay her becoming a woman….so that her friends could get a few more years out of her….unless the story is a lie…. Hayden Panettiere has a fan base….lots of nerds thanks to her superhero show….along with those Hollywood execs who “taught her the ropes”…and they’ll be happy to see her happy in a bikini….a bikini that could be on any body and that I’d still look at trying to figure out a way to jerk off to….I’m a problem solver like that. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Nina Dubrev is a Nice Little Slut of the Day

Here is some Bulgarian Canadian immigrant because Canada has very weak immigration laws and they let everyone, including me in. She the American dream ny getting a job on Degrassi instead of training bears to juggle while balancing on a bals like all her ancestors before her did. Now, she is on The Vampire Diaries, a show I will never watch, but that has strategically milked the Vampire revivial and I assume virgin losers everywhere are making her their new Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy girlfriend like they were 15 year old girls. She is 20 and originally from a communist country, and like all girls from communist countries, she has big genitals, they just do it bigger behind the iron curtain thanks to genetic altering rationed bread to make them strong like bull, and big genitals are a fetish of mine. If the pussy doesn’t hang halfway down the thigh, I’m not satisfied. I have no idea what I am talking about, but I do know she wouldn’t made a good mail-order bride, too bad she escaped and is now richer than all of us….cunt. Pics via Bauer

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