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Valerie Van Der Graaf Tits of the Day

Valerie van der Graaf was some Glamour model who’s done some bikini modeling because she’s got big tits and a body….and now she’s a nobody… I’ve called her a better version of Kate Upton in the past, when she was coming up, before she fell off the map….and not just because they modeled for the same bikini company…but because her face has is hotter, her body hotter, same sloppy tits, but the rest of her isn’t 6 months of preparing for hibernation at the all you can eat buffet…Kate Upton is gross… She’s from the Netherlands, that’s why she’s got that wild and crazy name, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….but she’s still doing this model thing trying….despite being a nobody… Not that she got paid for this shoo because now she’s a nobody… I’d just like to say welcome back Valerie Van Der Graaf…it’s been years since we last saw those tits. The post Valerie Van Der Graaf Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Valerie van der Graaf for Elle Serbia of the Day

I think this Valerie van der Graaf is a better version of Kate Upton and not just because they model for the same bikini company…but because her face has the same effect, her tits are as sloppy and her body doesn’t seem like it’s been eating for the last 6 months preparing for hibernation. She’s from the Netherlands, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money…. I guess what we’ve learned her today kids, is that everyone is a hooker, it’s just a matter of price as to whether you penetrate them or just get them half naked…..and when they look like this, that’s a good thing.

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Valerie van der Graaf for Elle Serbia of the Day

The Dark Knight Rises Trailer: Evil is Rising

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is finally out. As if this isn’t exciting enough for movie fans, those who attend a screening this weekend will be treated to the first official trailer for The Dark Knight Rises . What does it include? A hospitalized Commissioner Gordon, telling someone off screen: “You were gone. There is evil rising. The Batman must come back.” A shot of Tom Hardy as Bane . A longer shot of buildings collapsing that echoes the poster released this week . Prepare for the “epic conclusion to The Dark Knight Legend,” hitting theaters in July 2012, below (better version to come!): The Dark Knight Rises Trailer

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Star Trek, The Sexed Generation

A bunch of SNG clips mashed-up to sound naughty. [ Ed Note : I mean, what else were you planning on doing with your Monday afternoon. This will help you get back in touch with a better version of yourself.] View