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Ashley Greene’s Booty Needs Some Cushion

I know that I may or may not have been one of those people encouraging Twilight hottie Ashley Greene to keep working out, I like my women tight, but I think she may have gone too far. Here she is looking at birthday cards or some crap like that, looking a little too skinny in her spandex pants. I mean she still looks really hot, but that booty seems to have completely disappeared. What the hell? Enough with the deep knee bends, I think you’re good. It looks like one sinewy muscle now, she can probably jump really high or break twigs with that thing. She needs to get on the baseball player workout routine, how do their asses get so big? Somebody help her.

Ashley Greene’s Booty Needs Some Cushion

I know that I may or may not have been one of those people encouraging Twilight hottie Ashley Greene to keep working out, I like my women tight, but I think she may have gone too far. Here she is looking at birthday cards or some crap like that, looking a little too skinny in her spandex pants. I mean she still looks really hot, but that booty seems to have completely disappeared. What the hell? Enough with the deep knee bends, I think you’re good. It looks like one sinewy muscle now, she can probably jump really high or break twigs with that thing. She needs to get on the baseball player workout routine, how do their asses get so big? Somebody help her.

Megan Fox’s Hotness Does It Again

I don’t know what these pictures of Megan Fox from some sort of portrait session are for, but I’m glad they exist, now I have some nice tasteful pictures of her to photoshop myself into. Not that I wasn’t pasting myself in to her bikini pictures, but these I can actually show people. We’re going to look so great together on our Christmas cards and birthday cards and anniversary cards and bar mitzvah cards… Not to mention the family newsletter I will be sending to all my ingrate relatives. It’s going to be awesome.