I call this set of pics “A Bitch trying to tap into what made her famous, 20 years too late”….She’s all showing off her tits, when her tits aren’t that great to be shown off, you see cuz she was liked for one simple reason, she had big tits on a small frame, and big tits always lose their appeal, when the small frame catches up with the big tits. Not very impressive, if you know what I mean….
I call these pics “Bitch falling on her fucking face cuz she’s dizzy from not eating as a form of weight management”….. There’s been some rumors that Liz Hurley’s boyfriend was caught cheating on her, but she took him back, like all good girls with no self respect who grasp the concept that sometimes they aren’t good enough, and thus dude needs to stick it in another cunt, to really appreciate what he has at home, kinda thing…while most girls are just too insecure to let us have our fun…. I guess this was her attempt to divert the attention from her having an open relationship, by throwing herself down the fucking stairs as hard as she can. I love a bitch who sacrfices herself for a cause….especially when she has model mom with a bikini company tits. It’s a little niche but there’s still some jerk off material for it.
I can these pics “Bitch showing her little sister how to work a farm after your husband from star wars kidnaps you and makes you live on a farm…it’s all in the titties”…. Nothing overly interesting about watching a bitch garden, or pick organic vegetables on the side of a highway like she’s fucking homeless, unless you’ve got an erection and nothing else to look at…. I mean shit, I spend hours in the summer watching the bitches at the community garden bend, twist, squat….staring down their shirts and at their asses….it just sucks that they are usually in their 90s…..I mean why can’t they be wearing bikinis while they do it Rachel Bilson?
I call this “jailbait everyone wanted until she turned 18, trying to make a comeback by showing titty”…. Here’s her story….she was 16, she had a hit song, every pervert wanted to fuck her cuz she looked 12, she turned 18, everyone forgot about her, she didn’t have any other commercial success, and she did what ever unwanted white girl does: she emotionally ate…and she ended up where every fat girl with issues ends up: fucking black dudes…but not the kind of black dudes who can help her get more famous like Jay-Z, but black dudes who live in the philly projects she grew up in…. But all that’s behind her, I mean everything bit the black dude thing, cuz once you go black you never go back, cuz here she is at the BET awards letting us know she’s been doing sit ups and got a push up bra and ready for a comeback… I wonder if the name of her next single is – “At first you don’t succeed -cuz your pedo audience moves on, get fat, fuck a black dude then do some sit-ups and try, try again….” To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Lohan is a fucking wreck. I don’t where she is or what she is doing, but I do know that her hot tits are being suffocated in this dress and would like to come out for air to distract us from her big swollen stupid lookin’ lips that make her face look it was either in a serious accident or some kind of burn victim. Part of me will always like this bitch, but unfortunately that part of me is not my dick, as all we have is just memories of the night we had together and the pair of panties I stole from her and wore for a month….wait that wasn’t Lohan, that was some redheaded tranny in designer clothes….which I guess is pretty much the same fuckin’ thing…except at least a tranny fucks you…while Lohan’s all “lesbian”. Here are some scars from cutting like she was an awkward lonely confused teenager on her arms… And some Bruises like she was a hooker who got thrown the fuck around on her legs…. Pics via Bauer
I think this old man just asked a black dude to shine his shoes. That shit is more racist that John Mayer’s dick….but funny as fuck….you can’t make out the first part of their fight but the old white man does some serious damage and throws does some punches and dude gets fucked…I guess when a big burly white racist dudes starts fucking with you, you shouldn’t go try to smack him up….life lesson of the day…