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Jennifer Love Hewitt Shitty Words of Wisdom of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I realize celebrities are fucking morons….especially deadbeat celebrities who can’t get work, let alone a man…destined to be alone living off residuals from a time she was smaller framed and seemingly more busty because she’s absolutely intolerable…but when I watched this boring as fuck clip of Jennifer Love Hewitt shopping…and the paparazzi asked her for advice as to not get in trouble, which was code for “how do you stay as boring as fuck like you have”….she responded with the mind blowing insight only a high school educated person with no soul or brain would say…. Have Good Parents. Thanks for those words of wisdom you fucking cunt….may your uterus dry up before you give into the turkey baster so you don’t reproduce….

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Lara Stone’s Tits for Calvin Klein of the Day

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LARA STONE tried to sue me once….it was for posting pictures of her honeymoon where she was in a bikini…that her and her comedian husband put some sort of press moratorium on because they wanted to keep it wholesome and private and magical…even though they just met a few weeks earlier…not that it fucking matters…what matters is that normally I’d be mad about lawsuits and threats, but in this case, thanks to her awesome tits that Calvin Klein in using in this campaign cuz he knows they are awesome too…I’m just glad she took the time to send her lawyers on me….even if she’s never heard of this site, it’s the equivalent of when I used to spit or snap the bras on bitches with tits in elementary school for attention….I’m a threat to society like that….