The highlight of the day isn’t Coachella happening right now, as I sit on my couch….you know all these little losers who think getting followers on their social media, attending events for their social media, like desperate little cunts, instead of just living life unplugged, which is far more peaceful… It’s not that the weather in Canada is nice, only 4 feet of snow… It’s not that the Black Eyed Peas are Having a Comeback …. It’s not even the Fergie thigh that was out in shorts, pushing 40, looking fit, spray tanned, and rebuilt after at least one kid thanks to lots of plastic surgery, injections and whatever is going on here…she’s done pretty good for a Disney Star turned down on her luck meth addict…Will.I.AM recruited to make his band marketable… Thigh highlight of the day is that I get to turn off my computer for two days pretty soon. but hey, Fergie in shorts like she wasn’t 100 fucking years old, looking like she’s not 100 fucking years old, but at the same time looking like a stripper / hooker / porn chick as these people do… The post This is Fergie (Robot Fergie) of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer J.Lo Lopez is pretty irritating. I’m not against an old lady acting like she’s still 20 years old playing dead Selena in her breakout performance, I just find it typical of these egotistical cunts having a hard time aging, despite having had so much fucking success and piles of money, the motivation to keep going isn’t about money, the fame is probably not even about money, it’s all ego… So whether she’s in movies, TV, releasing albums, putting so much garbage out..performing, wearing skimpy tacky clothes, acting like she’s all hot…and not rocking out in W magazine like it was a porn mag, old lady fetish mag…it’s all so fucking obnoxious…but it happened and we’d all fuck her and K-Fed her if she wasn’t menopausal if we could, I’d just want to kill her off after the baby was born…you know to do the world a favor..otherwise she’ll keep bringing it…these hispanics never give up but they put out….in panties…. The post J.Lo Lopez Slutty for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently, Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking purposes for fashion. The money is better than the brothels or webcam dungeons they send the not as tall Eastern European girls…It is basic economics, 10,000 day rates or 4 dollars a minute…which they get 10 cents a minute from…is just more lucrative… I guess what I am saying is that I assumed all Romanians were Gypsies and touring circus acts…you know training Bears to Balance on balls…or walking the tight rope…but instead, this breakout star, gets featured in hip magazines like i-D…and probably live in a New York loft and fuck celebrities… I think the best quote from her Wikipedia is this pervert shit: Diaconu was 11 years old when a local scout first approached her to enter the field of modeling; however, she didn’t take them up on their offer until she was thirteen. She was discovered while swimming in a public pool. Child prostitution is a real thing…and hopefully not one you participate in…here are the pics… The post Andreea Diaconu for i-D of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m pretty sure Arielle Kebbel hasn’t become a household name just yet, even after that post I did on her earlier this month and everything. And that’s a shame, because the actress is definitely a babe. I figure she still just needs to find her breakout role. And lucky for her, seeing her at PaleyLive: An Evening with UnREAL gave me a great idea for a new hit TV show. We’ll call it An Evening with The Tuna and Arielle can be my first guest. Or maybe my only guest, depending on how things go. Call me! Photos: WENN.com
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