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Paloma Passos for Marie Claire Brasil of the Day

My favorite thing about models is pretty fucking simple, they get half naked in pictures, usually for very little money, all in hopes of never having to work at Walmart, or in Paloma Passos’ case, the Brazilan version of Walmart ever again… They want the good life, they want the A-List jobs and boyfriends, you know top clients and cock, but the only way to do that is by putting in work…and the only work people notice..is half naked…and as some fat dude in canada, watching from the internet sidelines on my soiled couch in my soiled sweatpants, that works out fine for me, because staring at pictures is far easier to fuck then real people, you don’t have to drug pictures to pull your dick out…right?

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Paloma Passos for Marie Claire Brasil of the Day

Olivia Wilde Topless in Drinking Buddies of the DAy

Olivia Wilde irritates me because she changed her name from Cock Burn to Wilde, which in and of itself is kind of pretentious. I mean as a slut trying to make it in America, you’d think she’d embrace Cockburn as a name, since it is something that by default happens to cock after she’s done having unprotected sex with it, I mean that’s probably the whole reason why she’s getting married, I mean once you get Cockburn, you can’t really go fuck other girls, for fear of giving them cockburn too. Well she’s in a movie, she’s topless, this is apparently the clip. The movie is called Drinking Buddies. I’ve never heard of it, but I am pretty bummed it doesn’t involve her ass being spread…cuz spread ass is better than this PG-13 shit…

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Olivia Wilde Topless in Drinking Buddies of the DAy