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Paloma Passos for Marie Claire Brasil of the Day

My favorite thing about models is pretty fucking simple, they get half naked in pictures, usually for very little money, all in hopes of never having to work at Walmart, or in Paloma Passos’ case, the Brazilan version of Walmart ever again… They want the good life, they want the A-List jobs and boyfriends, you know top clients and cock, but the only way to do that is by putting in work…and the only work people notice..is half naked…and as some fat dude in canada, watching from the internet sidelines on my soiled couch in my soiled sweatpants, that works out fine for me, because staring at pictures is far easier to fuck then real people, you don’t have to drug pictures to pull your dick out…right?

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Miley Cyrus’ Concert is Kiddie Porn of the Day

Here is the flaw in the Sex Offender laws..you see, in American, we aren’t allowed to fuck anyone under 18, but people under 18 like to get fucked….and you end up getting bitches like Miley pretty much fucking on stage…or at least wanting guys to think she is fucking on stage…in a way that you’d expect her to throw herself at you if you were an exec at Disney or someone who isn’t as much of a loser as you actually are…and if you were to give in and fuck her…you get arrested…so the laws should be re-worked so that 17 year olds who try to give anyone over 18 a hard-on get in trouble for taunting, teasing and tormenting us…cuz if you hang a piece of meet in front of a dog’s face long enough, you’re gonna get bit…kinda thing… Either way, here she is in concert, slutting out….and I’m not complaining…I just hope these pictures don’t get you arrested when you take your computer in to get fixed. Pics via Bauer

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Leah Michele from Glee Shitty Upskirt on Stage of the Day

Here is a shitty quality picture of Leah Michele, the Jewish girl from Glee, flashing her ass on stage, because she’s not just on an obnoxious TV show, but she’s also obnoxious in her downtime. I don’t find the bitch hot, she irritates me like the whiney Japs I see talking about their manicure color, but mainly because her face is fucking busted…you’d think she’d take some of her Glee money and sort that abstract painting that is her face structure and layout and sort it the fuck out…it’s like she’s the JENGA game after shit’s fallen apart and the kid is too lazy to play another game….Play another game Leah Michele….put that broken shit back together…or you can just keep taking pictures like this…because staring at your ass distracts from your face…it is the whole reason fucking toothless washed-up crackwhores doggy style was invented…

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Leah Michele from Glee Shitty Upskirt on Stage of the Day