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Cheryl Cole in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if people actually care about Cheryl Cole…some white trash girl who fucked the right people, landed a place in some fabricated UK Band like the Spice Girls, and leveraged it to hosting on TV and marrying then divorcing some rich dude as a back-up plan if she happened to burn through her money…all because she was and still is pretty hot as fuck…because I know I care..I think she’s great…from Prison tattoos to spread asshole I haven’t seen, but would like to see, because the asshole is the window to a girl’s soul..I’m a fucking fan… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Cheryl Cole in a Bikini of the Day

Reporter Passes Out of the Day

There is something highly erotic about local newscasters that I like to called failed fucking dreams….they are these talking heads who think they are really important because they finally got themselves on TV but in the grand scheme of things they totally don’t matter to people one town over…it’s like such a limited celebrity that you know comes with just as much annoying ego because them…they are stars…stars who only really shine when they pull stunts like this that make the world care…good job…but maybe I just like the whole act of passing out…it’s kinda how I get laid. Here’s another reporter being silly “fairing” with a late Spider Man

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Reporter Passes Out of the Day