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Jessica Simpson’s Huge Super Bowls

We all know how absolutely massive Jessica Simpson is right now, she looks like she’s having quintuplets, so I’m really glad to see she’s finally found a camera angle that works for her. Here she is in a Twitter picture showing off her massive pregnancy breasts at the Super Bowl . Cropping out the gigantic baby bump mountain? Brilliant! Now if she could crop out the white chick and make a few sexy faces we’d be in business.

Eva Longoria’s Ass Looks Off

I want to say that Eva Longoria’s ass looks good in those tights of hers, but I really don’t think I can, something just doesn’t look right and I’m not getting that ‘just climbed the rope in gym class feeling’ down there. Alright, so I’ve discussed it with my crotch and we both agree that it’s possible that it could just be an unflattering camera angle, at least that’s what we’re hoping for, and we’re willing to give her another chance in the future. Don’t waste this opportunity Eva.