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Jessica Simpson Wants To Be Michelle Obama

Jessica Simpson somehow managed to wrangle an invite to the annual White House Correspondents dinner and the Major Movie star revealed her new career aspiration; to be just like Michelle Obama! The singer/actress called the first lady an incredible woman who exudes confidence in everything she does, oh, and being married to the President, who’s “such a powerful man” isn’t so bad either. With Jessica’s career slowly disappearing, a little confidence could be just the thing she needs to get back on top but if she’s going to land a powerful man, she’s going to have to start brushing her teeth .

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Heidi MOntag’s New Body Still Sweats of the Day

I am going to admit that Heidi Montag looks substantially better than she used to look, but seriously, that’s not saying much because her horse face and shitty ass wasn’t much to jerk off to, although, I’m sure at least one of you did jerk off to it. You sick fucks… I guess she just proves to little girls everywhere and their parents who fear they will grow up to be ugly, that all it takes is a little money to sort yourself out. Sure, part of me hates this attention whore and her bullshit in everything she does for attention, whether it’s being a virgin, being a christian or hiring a psychic manager, but the rest of me doesn’t give a fuck or really let Heidi Montag come into my daily thoughts…. So here is her pig attitude with her pig face sweating like a pig….lookin’ better than ever as her career that isn’t even a career slowly fades into a stripper pole back in her hometown…It’s nice to watch Hollywood suck people in, chew them up and spit them out. I’m ready for this one. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Heidi MOntag’s New Body Still Sweats of the Day