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Nancy Grace, 2 Chainz Debate Marijuana Legalization in Amazing New Video

Nancy Grace seems to have a thing with goading famous stoners into debates. Last year, Seth Rogen famously called Grace a “f–king dumbass” after she blamed newly-legal weed for a brutal murder in the state of Colorado. Now, Grace is at it again – nonsensically linking the dumb actions of one stoner to the effects of his drug of choice. And this time the person calling her out is even more unexpected: 2 Chainz!! 2 Chainz, Nancy Grace Debate Yes, “Nancy Grace and 2 Chainz debate” is not a phrase we ever thought we’d hear, but we couldn’t be happier that this clip exists. There are three main takeaways from this video: Chainz’ cardigan game is on point. Hearing Grace say “Titty Boi” and “big, fat doobie” will never not be funny, and Grace might be the dumbest ever allowed on television. There’s no way she believes her own moronic argument, right? It’s probably best if we don’t know the answer to that. And did the words, “If you want to qualify for a home why don’t you just not get arrested?” really come out of her mouth? Sadly, we can imagine Grace (a former prosecutor) thinking that something should be illegal because one person who likes it did something awful. Nancy is really dumb, and really influential, and that makes us sad. So let’s get back to 2 Chainz whose awesomeness here has us grinning from ear to ear.  The highlight here is Chainz explaining to Grace that law enforcement relies on tax payer dollars. He folds that explanation into a story about being made to pose with police after being arrested on pot charges. The story effectively highlights just how ridiculous the “war on drugs” has become in this country, but Grace is having none of it. Chainz eventually beat his case in time to celebrate 4/20 at Coachella that year. More importantly, he’s free to engage in intelligent debate on our nation’s drug policy, whereas 20 or 30 years ago, he might’ve been imprisoned. Now, all Titty Boi needs is someone with a couple working brain cells to hold their own with him in conversation, because clearly Nancy’s not up to the task.  You tell us: Who won this debate? Chainz Grace View Poll » 20 Celebrities Who Love Weed 1. Snoop Dogg “You knowz mofo be rollin’ up summa dat dank ass sticky-icky-icky and gettin’ fizaded off the bubonic chronic right muthaf–kin’ now.” Uhhh, what Snoop said.

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Carolyn Kesel Arrested For DWI After Getting WASTED on Vanilla Extract in N.Y. State

Carolyn Kesel, an upstate New York woman, was arrested on felony DWI charges after driving around a Walmart parking lot wasted on vanilla extract. PURE vanilla extract. Stuff will EFF you up! According to reports, Kesel had a very high BAC – a ridiculous .26 percent, or more than three times the legal limit – when Macedon, N.Y. police busted her. She had reportedly housed two bottles of vanilla extract, a common baking product that boasts a 41 percent alcohol level, putting it on par with most vodka. Kesel told officers she was lost and could not find her way out of the parking lot. Given her condition, and the sheer size of Walmart parking lots? Not shocking. Due to a prior DWI conviction stemming from a 2006 arrest, Kesel was arrested on the spot and also slapped with a felony aggravated DWI charge. Her odd choice of beverage, apparently, is not as odd as you might think. Chris Thomas, a drug counselor with the Wayne County (N.Y.) Mental Health Department, said it’s become not uncommon for people, especially teenagers. As Chris Rock once said, people wanna get high. Take away all the drugs and drinks in the world and … people will just find new ways of getting a buzz on. It makes sense if you think about it. Those who aren’t of legal drinking age can purchase and get plowed by indulging in everyday items like vanilla extract. Like the pre-Walter White days when you could buy Sudafed over the counter, no one will be the wiser when you pick up a couple at the local grocer. “Both kids and adults use it,” he said of the “drink’s” increasing popularity. “It smells like a vanilla [beverage] and no one would know the difference.” Well, unless you down two whole bottles of the stuff and drive around aimlessly. Way to ruin it for teens everywhere before they even thought of this, Carolyn. Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Jasmine Tridevil: Florida Woman Gets Third Breast to Become “Unattractive to Men” (And Land Reality Show) Jasmine Tridevil is a Florida woman who had a third breast surgically implanted between her other two. She says she hopes to land an MTV reality show.

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