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Adriana Lima in Boring Victoria’s Secret Underwear Pics of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret in terms of the evil corporate brand, the shitty product offering, the played out, repetitive creative direction of their photoshoots, but I like their choice in models, even when old an fat, and moms cuz like a good Catholic, they don’t use condoms, but then again who really does. My love for model, carries through into my everyday life. I only talk to tall skinny girls. And the good thing about tall skinny girls, other than them not being fat, is the likelihood that they have done some level of modeling – usually low level because let’s face it they are talking to me. And the nice thing about low level modeling, is that it means titty pics from photoshoots and the nice thing about the internet, and being this good at the internet, you know cuz I work it daily, is that I can easily find that shit…I just need a name. I mean I guess I could just try to sleep with them, instead of stalking them on the internet, for nude pics, but that requires work and I hate work, if I liked worked, I probably would have a job other than stalking pics of babes that I don’t get paid to do….like these pics of Adriana Lima…. I’m glad we took this journey together.

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Adriana Lima in Boring Victoria’s Secret Underwear Pics of the Day

Daisy Fuentes Rockin’ Swimsuit on the Beach

Daisy Fuentes is an icon to the Miami Cuban community….she is one of the few who has made it in American hosting such important things like America’s Funniest People….which as far as the Cubans are concerned is the equivalent of winning a fucking oscar…because they are a simple people…and just happy to not be in cuba…that when they see one of their own on that magical TV…it’s blows them the fuck away….almost as much as Coca Cola….or real Ketchup….and all the other things they’ve been deprived of being Cuban… She’s the Sofia Vergara of America….only less successful, because as you know Cuba is no Colombia….She’s 46, she’s been at this for a long time, she’s posing in a bathing suit like it was the 90s, and she looks good doing it…as much as I hate encouraging old lady to produce bathing suit erotica….

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Daisy Fuentes Rockin’ Swimsuit on the Beach

Nina Agdal’s Bikini Modeling of the Day

Nina Agdal is an SI bikini model…who reminds me of Brooklyn Decker…but not in a Brooklyn Decker’s got it going on…but in a Brooklyn Decker kinda looks like she’s totally handicap….rockin Down’s Syndrome harder than she was Corky on Life Goes on….not that that’s a bad thing…I mean if I ever put out a lingerie or bikini catalog I would only cast fat chicks, Old Ladies and retards….for the comedic element, the fact that they are affordable models….and cuz I am a humanitarian and believe we need to celebrate all people….as handicapable as they come…. It’s like some angles she’s water heading…the other’s she’s a babe…that is some 1920s circus performer shit …that luckily her body carries through….

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Nina Agdal’s Bikini Modeling of the Day