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Irina Shayk in Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Irina Shayk reminds us like so many pop-up ads on the internet…that Russia is a good place to find some of the hottest fucking girls in the world…for no real reason other than those Commie bastards killed off the uglies while conditioning their people to be the first in Space travel, the first in Olympic Medals, and the first in rationed toilet paper… Here she is posing for some lingerie company…in lingerie…looking not as hot as she has looked in other shoots…but still the kind of girl I’d buy in exchange for citizenship..and companionship…if my fat wife wasn’t always standing in the fucking way….

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Irina Shayk in Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day

Singing Polish Fish of the DAy

This is probably the best video…that has ever been created…it’s the kind of thing you can guarantee Lady Gaga will rip off and turn into a dress for her next award show appearance…because Lady Gaga is a hack…but more importantly…because singing dead fish are the fucking future of all things good. This is a little higher dead fish concept than the guy I know who used to fuck the fish he caught before serving it to his family and friends…

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Singing Polish Fish of the DAy