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Florida Crazies: Inmate Strangles Cellmate To Death, Gouges Out His Eyes, Wears Ear As A Necklace

Image via Darrin Klimek/Getty Florida Prisoner Kills Cell Mate And Wears His Ear You already know how Florida is givin’ it up so this is really just another day, another dollar, but still, damn. According to the Miami Herald , a prisoner at the Columbia Correctional Institution annex building strangled his cellmate to death, gouged out his eyeball, cut off his ear and wore it as a necklace to the chow hall. The victim, Larry Mark, 58, was serving a life sentence for a 1981 murder in Broward County. He crushed a cab driver’s skull and stole $35 and a wedding ring. For some reason, the Florida Department of Corrections is refusing to share the attacker’s name and information. Hours after Larry Mark was killed and huge unrelated riot is said to have broken out in the prison. Something is really wrong down in Florida and someone needs to get to the bottom of what’s really going on.

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Amy Schumer for GQ of the Day

Amy Schumer brags about being 175 pounds…and still getting laid…generating some buzz, especially with fat girls, because fat girls love other fat girls who are owning being fat, because it makes them feel proud to be fat, and that they too can be loud and fat too, and not just fat an in an apartment with cats…. I will say that since the world is a lot fatter now, someone like Amy Schumer taking that angle is smart, it’s really the only stance she has for marketing…but the truth is that even if she was skinny, she’d still have a disgusting, busted up, car accident looking face, so the fat, gives her angle…rather than being skinny and ugly…so no one would listen to her… That said, I am sure you’ve all been around fat girls in your life, some of us have even had sex with them when nothing else was around, some of us even married one because they said they’d pay our rent…so the loud, over sexual, trying to be funny fat girl is nothing new. I remember 30 years ago, in high school the fat girl was the horniest sex joke dropping inappropriate pig everyone fucked…it’s nothing new…but I guess it is familiar enough or refreshing enough compared to what else is out there…which is depressing to me, but not as depressing as her GQ shoot… Stop encouraging her…or falling into the Star Wars for the Nerds, Gay Friendly, Knows her Market, Bullshit… We get it…you’re fat… VIA GQ The post Amy Schumer for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day

Selena Gomez posted a picture of her upper thigh…and unfortunately…I can’t masturbate to it, because I am not a repressed muslim who is not exposed to the internet..Ramadan…I am not an inmate who has been in prison for a decade or more with no access to women or masturbation for fear of exciting the cellmate who’s got a little less self control when it comes to rape…but then again, maybe I’m just not into Selena Gomez subtle erotica, because I know that Selena Gomez…has more slut to give, more slut in her, and not just because she’s had Bieber in her, but because she worked for Disney and you know how those Disney execs train talent..but I’ll post the picture anyway…because why the fuck not… The post Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day

Selena Gomez posted a picture of her upper thigh…and unfortunately…I can’t masturbate to it, because I am not a repressed muslim who is not exposed to the internet..Ramadan…I am not an inmate who has been in prison for a decade or more with no access to women or masturbation for fear of exciting the cellmate who’s got a little less self control when it comes to rape…but then again, maybe I’m just not into Selena Gomez subtle erotica, because I know that Selena Gomez…has more slut to give, more slut in her, and not just because she’s had Bieber in her, but because she worked for Disney and you know how those Disney execs train talent..but I’ll post the picture anyway…because why the fuck not… The post Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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