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Artie Lange: Finally Out of Jail, Headed Straight to Rehab

The sad saga of Artie Lange finally saw some good news today. After spending the past two weeks in jail, the troubled comic was released today. Unfortunately, Lange still has a great number of legal hurdles ahead of him. Worse, he continues to grapple with a number of substance abuse issues that loved ones fear may claim his life. Lange was arrested last month after failing a court-ordered drug test. He had been released from a mandatory treatment program just weeks earlier. Lange had previously been sentenced to rehab following an arrest for cocaine and heroin possession in 2017. Following rehab, fans were encouraged by Lange’s abrupt return to comedy, as well as by a series of tweets in which the 51-year-old spoke with optimism about his sobriety and his future. “Guys I will tweet about this once. Today in court they drug tested me,” a hopeful Lange wrote on December 14. “For the last decade or more they’d have found both Heroin and Cocaine.  With the help of in my eyes a miracle legal medication called Suboxen I tested negative for Heroin. I haven’t used Heroin in 41 days…” Shortly thereafter, however, an anonymous friend of the comedian’s revealed to Radar Online that Lange had fallen off the wagon and feared it was only a matter of time before he was found out. “He knows he won’t survive drug court, so he’s going to party as much as much as he can until he gets thrown in jail or a year-long rehab,” said the insider. “Even his sponsors from The Retreat [Lange’s most recent rehab center] know that he’s partying even though he’s denying it.” Lange denied those claims but seemed to contradict his own statement by stating that he knew where “the leak” was coming from and revealing that he felt his confidence had been betrayed. Immediately after his release from jail today, Lange was sent to an undisclosed rehab center for treatment. He still faces jail time for violating his probation, but his next court date has yet to be determined. “A hearing will not be set until Mr. Lange is close to completing the drug treatment program,” a court official told Radar Thursday afternoon. We wish Artie all the best in his continued recovery. View Slideshow: 31 Celebrities Who Have Been to Rehab

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Lucy Hale Cameltoe of the Day

Lucy Hale must have a massive vagina – because she consistently has cameltoes..LIKE HERE …which I guess is the only Cameltoe post I’ve done on her and I didn’t even bother clicking it to see how much of a cameltoe it was because it doesn’t matter…what matters is that the pants are tight enough to get jacked up inside a set of puffy vagina lips to showcase the definition of the vagina in a way that I can imagine seeing the vagina bare naked…in what was far less hot when I was in High School and the obese lunch lady had cameltoes after knowing she had 4-5 kids….that cameltoe was not hot and made for eating the cafeteria lasanga a fucking struggle.. While this pussy, lippy or herped or not…is not all that hot…but still a vagina on a famous chick who has pervert fans that like her so I bring it.

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Miley Cyrus Cameltoe of the Day

We have seen Miley’s vagina a bunch of times, naked, with bush, with clit out, pretty much from every angle, because Mile’s marketing campaign involved her being naked or half naked and wild, in this porn generation…. Sure, I think everything is way too saturated, played out and overexposed but you know what, Miley did it right, she inspired a generation to be naked, to feel okay naked, and to post naked pics to social media, which is like a dream to someone like me who wanted to see this happen a decade or more ago, and who finally got what I wanted today…because the right influencers did the right thing to influence the masses to get naked…like a bunch of fucking hippies I get to see naked.. So Miley in bike shorts, isn’t Miley’s vagina, but it’s a reminder of that vagina, as the shorts are jacked in her rich, entitled suburban twat…and I like it….knowing she’s a candy-coated Disney fake…that using INFLUENCING right…

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Allison Brie Crotch Shot of the Day

Allison Brie is wearing some one piece thing – that I don’t give a fuck about – because who the fuck is Allison Brie..other than some overly famous, inflated ego, who probably doesn’t deserve the fame or attention she gets, but luckily for her people are lazy, bookers are lazy, casting people are lazy, fans are lazy, everyone is lazy…so when some eager little whore like this roles around…they cast her, because why not, she’s family, people seemingly like her, she was on a TV show…perfect.. I am only posting it because I downloaded the pics to see if I could zoom in to see her bush, or stubble, that’s a high rise bathing suit and as a bush man, I appreciate bush, thinking this Jewish girl would deliver, but she didn’t she didn’t deliver at all…I see nothing… I guess I am also posting it because I am a masochist, and this one blocked me on Twitter, god knows when, I haven’t used twitter in a decade or more, but I guess I like being reminded when I annoy people enough to click the block button, it’s the closest thing to accomplished I feel…like a murderer keeping the bodies in the fridge as a reminder of the murder….only without the whole murdering or really anything of impact, because I am insignificant in her life and no family members are remembering her in some memorial, no fans are missing her, and I’m not in prison…instead here I am putting nonsense pics of her up, despite truly feeling at my core that she is insignificant in my life, but taking this time to do this would prove otherwise…it’s a weird prison I’ve built myself…a very weird prison… The post Allison Brie Crotch Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer for GQ of the Day

Amy Schumer brags about being 175 pounds…and still getting laid…generating some buzz, especially with fat girls, because fat girls love other fat girls who are owning being fat, because it makes them feel proud to be fat, and that they too can be loud and fat too, and not just fat an in an apartment with cats…. I will say that since the world is a lot fatter now, someone like Amy Schumer taking that angle is smart, it’s really the only stance she has for marketing…but the truth is that even if she was skinny, she’d still have a disgusting, busted up, car accident looking face, so the fat, gives her angle…rather than being skinny and ugly…so no one would listen to her… That said, I am sure you’ve all been around fat girls in your life, some of us have even had sex with them when nothing else was around, some of us even married one because they said they’d pay our rent…so the loud, over sexual, trying to be funny fat girl is nothing new. I remember 30 years ago, in high school the fat girl was the horniest sex joke dropping inappropriate pig everyone fucked…it’s nothing new…but I guess it is familiar enough or refreshing enough compared to what else is out there…which is depressing to me, but not as depressing as her GQ shoot… Stop encouraging her…or falling into the Star Wars for the Nerds, Gay Friendly, Knows her Market, Bullshit… We get it…you’re fat… VIA GQ The post Amy Schumer for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day

Selena Gomez posted a picture of her upper thigh…and unfortunately…I can’t masturbate to it, because I am not a repressed muslim who is not exposed to the internet..Ramadan…I am not an inmate who has been in prison for a decade or more with no access to women or masturbation for fear of exciting the cellmate who’s got a little less self control when it comes to rape…but then again, maybe I’m just not into Selena Gomez subtle erotica, because I know that Selena Gomez…has more slut to give, more slut in her, and not just because she’s had Bieber in her, but because she worked for Disney and you know how those Disney execs train talent..but I’ll post the picture anyway…because why the fuck not… The post Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day

Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day

Selena Gomez posted a picture of her upper thigh…and unfortunately…I can’t masturbate to it, because I am not a repressed muslim who is not exposed to the internet..Ramadan…I am not an inmate who has been in prison for a decade or more with no access to women or masturbation for fear of exciting the cellmate who’s got a little less self control when it comes to rape…but then again, maybe I’m just not into Selena Gomez subtle erotica, because I know that Selena Gomez…has more slut to give, more slut in her, and not just because she’s had Bieber in her, but because she worked for Disney and you know how those Disney execs train talent..but I’ll post the picture anyway…because why the fuck not… The post Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum in Lingerie of the Day

Heidi Klum still models lingerie…She also peddles it…which I gues she is modeling it…you know make that money from any angle you can…especially after spending a decade or more being created by Victoria’s Secret…making this her actual talent, while the TV career, is just coincidental or whatever… I still like looking at Heidi Klum in a bikini, because she’s clearly genetically modified, possibly from being a German…and we know all about the German’s research into DNA and ethnic cleansing…trying to create the perfect race…which one could argue, at least based on her aging, that Heidi Klum may be… Not to mention, her vagina is like a circus trick, and not just because she’s in her 50s, but because it’s been filled with babies after being filled with massive black penis…making her even more interesting to me….like some kind of science experiment, and/or german scat porn… The post Heidi Klum in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paige Nude on the Beach with Sam Li of the Day

Her name is Paige and she’s not an official model, at least I don’t think she is, because I’ve never heard of her, and I’ve hear of most models…but I am sure if she is signed – she’ll be the first to email me… All this to say she looks pretty alright in these pics by photographer SAMLIVM …because let’s face it, any skinny girl willing to get naked on the beach for a photoshoot that doesn’t necessarily serve any purpose, or have any budget, but is strictly for “artistic” endeavors and instagram hits…is amazing by me…you see I don’t need real models, I find them boring and expensive. I am way more into regular girls who haven’t quite established themselves yet, who want to pay dress up or in this case dress down. I am a fan…

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Maitland Ward’s Nipple in her Dress of the Day

Her name is Maitland Ward. Her claim to fame was being in Boy Meets World..she played the older brother’s busty girlfriend. That was a solid decade or more ago..and apparently she’s still got her tits…tits she has recently been subtle about getting back in the media – by dressing pretty much half naked every chance she gets – to the point where it would be considered “thirsty” or “desperate” but that I think should be celebrated – because any girl who “accidentally” shows her tits – every fucking day – because she’s just unlucky like that…and all I see is big tits everywhere… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE BLACK DRESS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER NIPPLES IN THE RED SHIRT CLICK HERE

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