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Paige Nude on the Beach with Sam Li of the Day

Her name is Paige and she’s not an official model, at least I don’t think she is, because I’ve never heard of her, and I’ve hear of most models…but I am sure if she is signed – she’ll be the first to email me… All this to say she looks pretty alright in these pics by photographer SAMLIVM …because let’s face it, any skinny girl willing to get naked on the beach for a photoshoot that doesn’t necessarily serve any purpose, or have any budget, but is strictly for “artistic” endeavors and instagram hits…is amazing by me…you see I don’t need real models, I find them boring and expensive. I am way more into regular girls who haven’t quite established themselves yet, who want to pay dress up or in this case dress down. I am a fan…

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Paige Nude on the Beach with Sam Li of the Day

Lizzie Cundy in Her Bikini in Cannes of the Day

If you’re into 45 year old nobodies from the UK in their Bikinis in Cannes….a pretty specific fetish that I am sure at least one person in the world has…you know the only thing he can jerk off to is that…then you’ll love Lizzie Cundy… Lizzie Cundy is some 45 year old slag from the UK who co-hosts a bunch of ridiculous shows like “So Would You Dump Me Now”….and WAGS World…..you know really high quality tabloid gutter shit you can’t believe is actually on TV…if you actually wasted your energy thinking about it…. While I just can’t believe she’s in a bikini, you know they make one-pieces out of spanx material for women her age to swim in….not that women her age should be swimming, or even showing that much skin, they are at risk for skin cancer…or more importantly turning dudes gay due or at least turning dudes off from marrying a bitch…knowing one day she’ll end up looking like this….and she’s a good 45 year old…bold enough to get in a bikini….statistically better than the one you’ll end up with….reminding us it’s better to stick with prostitutes, because they always stay the same age…if you always hire the 25 year olds. I don’t know why I’m posting this. But I am. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lizzie Cundy in Her Bikini in Cannes of the Day

Emily Didonato’s Titties for Fashion of the Day

Jake Gylenhaal’s Beard has nipples…not that he would know…since they aren’t attached to Heath Ledger’s dick….a dick he still jerks off to whenever he can…because that’s just the kind of loyal queen Gyellenhaal is… Her name is Emily Didonato, she’s an amazingly hot model, who has been hired to distract from Jake’s homosexuality, not because being a homo is a bad thing, but because being a homo takes away from his heart throb status to tween girls everywhere, which affects ticket sales to the shitty movies he is in and they can’t have that…. At least that’s the story I like to believe, because women in sexless relationships bring me so much more hope than girls happy with their rich and famous boyfriends… Whatever her ladder climbing story is, I’d totally love to be behind her in line at starbucks while she was wearing her fitness gear….or even next to her at a hotel pool…so that I could stare from afar like a creep…like I do with so many other chicks I encounter….It’s my move. This Baywatch inspired shoot for Double Magazine…is pretty awesome…

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Emily Didonato’s Titties for Fashion of the Day

Helen Flanagan in a Bow Tie of the Day

Helen Flanagan makes me laugh and not just because of her Megan Fox tattoo on her forearm, in what must have been a drunk decision, or maybe her losing a bet at a party, whatever the reason for it, an no matter how awful and horrid it is it doesn’t over power the amazingness of her fucking tits…and thank god for that…not that any tattoo would take away from any tits… The only thing that makes tits not matter is when they are lesbian tits….in which case they are barely tits…up on a “If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound” shit….because being on a lesbian, they no longer matter even if they are amazing and you can still jerk off to them… I digress…this HELEN FLANAGAN ….is fantastic…she left a hit Soap Opera, one of the longest running shows in the UK, to be a Glamour Model…and that’s just such bad planning it’s erotic…but only cuz she’s got these tits… Thank you hormones in the food.

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Helen Flanagan in a Bow Tie of the Day

Cora Keegan’s Hipster Booty for Elle Italy of the Day

Sure these Cora Keegan pictures aren’t as good as the ones I posted of her FULLY NAKED ROCKIN’ A HIPSTER BUSH last week….but thanks to those nude pics….I am now in love with Cora Keegan …. She’s young, she’s hot bodied, she’s relatively new to the industry, she gets naked in efforts to build her brand, and I full endorse her efforts…in fact I am debating starting a Cora Keegan fan club, where we write her love songs and perform them for Youtube, hoping she’ll see them, find them endearing and offer me anal sex for going to such great lengths for her….even though she’s probably already an ego, cuz she’s now done Elle Italy motherfuckers and that’s not as big as it gets for a model, but as big as it gets for a girl willing to have anal sex with me. Fact.

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Cora Keegan’s Hipster Booty for Elle Italy of the Day

Courtney Stodden Is Refeshing

I know many of you hate Courtney Stodden , but I find her refreshing. Sure she is annoying and has no talent, but any girl willing to bang and old man just to be famous is alright in my books. You see, one day I’ll be an old man too and hopefully a young 18 year old will be willing to polish my knob every once in a while. And with that said let’s move along…

Amanda Byne’s Artistic New Years Instagram Pic of the Day

Thanks to instagram…people can finally be the inner artist they’ve always been but never had the means to show the world…you know cuz real photography comes with a shitty camera phone and some shitty filters….and a girl willing to take pics of herself as Amanda Bynes proves with this titty shot….in the midst of her falling off crazy breakdown weirdness….she’s here to say “I am an artist….and you can’t take that away from me”….with pics of her titties…I am into this.

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Amanda Byne’s Artistic New Years Instagram Pic of the Day