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Cora Keegan Nude Model of the Day

Cora Keegan is a tall skinny model with one of them good faces that has been around for a long long time – and who used to be a Victoria’s Secret Catalog girl… The rumor is that she hated being a model, she thought it was dumb, so she turned down a Victoria’s Secret contract, the one contract every single model in the world dreams of…because I guess she’s a rich kid and doesn’t need that mall brand, promo model, low level sell out shit, but can rather produce art, nude shoots, and hang out without the pressure of being a mall brand promo model. I don’t know if that story is true, but if it is, that makes her substantially cooler than pretty much every hot, tall, skinny chick out there. Plus she’s got bush, and I fucking love bush, so it’s just a win across the fucking board for all of us involved in jerking off to these pics collectively, like a TEAM!

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Felicity Jones for Violet Grey of the Day

Apparently this Felicity Jones girl is nominated for an Oscar for a movie called “The Theory of Everything”….and not for her breakout role in The Amazing Spiderman 2. I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her, met her, had sex with her, so you may be wondering why I am doing a post on her like I have some vested interest in her, or emotional attachment to her, but the reality is that I have nothing better to do with myself, and I figure posting barely sexy pics of 31 year old UK women living in LA making it….is just the best way to spend my time.. I mean she’s hot enough under lighting, make-up and all that other professional photography things, I’m confused why they aren’t showing her body, is she an amputee, bottom heavy, disgusting?…I’m more into raw, real, leaked pics of spread asshole pics to get famous…none of this actually doing a movie that has critical success bullshit…this is the Kardashian era of the selfie….figure it out. Via VIOLET GREY TO SEE PICS OF HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Felicity Jones for Violet Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Cora Keegan is Naked for Aaron Feaver of the Day

I like to think I am the reason Cora Keegan grew out her bush, dyed her hair, and decided to post naked in something she knew I would see, because she’s obviously my number 1 fan, and that’s why she refuses to let me braid my beard into her pussy hair so that we can always be together, but more importantly, why she refuses to answer my tweets, and instagram comments, begging her to be my forever girl by letting me lock her in my basement….forever…it’s really the only way my wife will allow it…and there’s not much more romantic than abducting the one you love… That said, she’s giving us a lot with being naked and all, but she’s hardly giving us anything, or scratching the surface of what she is capable of, meaning these naked pics just remind me of how hard she’s failed….because as hot as she is…she should be a household name, even if modeling is dumb as fuck…way to do it. I’m still into this…because she’s naked….and basically that’s all it takes… The post Cora Keegan is Naked for Aaron Feaver of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Jennette McCurdy’s Possible Nude Pic of the Day

We’ve seen her ALLEGED TIT BEFORE People are saying that this picture above is also her…which I guess would make sense because she’s been naked before…but I am saying “Who the fuck is Jennette McCurdy…. I get the whole naked for publicity angle, but I’m not going to go google this shit to see who she is, what she does, or what she is publicity stuntin’ for…it takes a certain kind of girl to want to be famous, and that girl if not already connected is usually pretty willing to get naked.. I guess since we live in the internet porn generation – this kind of thing is hardly a scandal…but still naked…and that counts for something – even if it isn’t her, and she isn’t spreading her gaping asshole…

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Cora Keegan is the Worst – but Naked of the Day

Cora Keegan is the fucking worst, but only because I love her…and want to send her presents, like tupperware containers filled with my sperm, hoping she uses it as lube with all her other boyfriends who she chose over me, because that way maybe she’d have my kid, and we’d be stuck with each other for ever / until the kid was 18, provided she told the guy she was letting think it was his kid that she used random sperm she got mailed to her as lube… But unfortunately, my testosterone is too low to fill even a shot glass up with sperm…at least I can look at her naked…in pictures because that’s kinda what she does…being a dumb model and all.

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Cora Keegan Nipples by Aaron Feaver of the Day

Her name is Cora Keegan, she’s not a super famous model, in fact, she’s a model who hates modeling, and will probably just end up knocked up with some rich older guy’s kid, because she can’t be bothered working, she’d rather sit around, listen to music, get high and fuck, but she’s still booking campaigns, despite how dumb she pretends to think modelling is, when I am pretty sure she’s probably laughing about how dumb modelling is with every check she cashes for 30,000 dollars or more…you know tormented about the scam she pulling, hoping to have or do something more substantial, all while cashing the fuck in… the entire time…you know a phony higher purpose or whatever and the reality is, she can do whatever the fuck she wants, because she’s got a great face…and I am in love with her. My biggest regret is not kidnapping her, locking her in my basement and making her my wife when i had the chance…seriously, lovely as fuck on all fronts…even if her real name isn’t Cora Keegan and she won’t tell me what it is…because I think it will lead to me knowing she’s a rich kid and rich kids hate being recognized for being rich kids…they want to pretend to do things themselves..while complaining the entire way…

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Gigi Hadid in Schol! Magazine of the Day

Gigi Hadid made some noise by being in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year…and she’s as cute as the other girls in the magazine, while being half the size of Kate Upton which is a good thing… I singled her out, because I am an asshole, by saying she only exists as a model because her dad is some billionaire who is best friends with the guy who owns GUESS?, a company that gave her her first jobs STORY HERE But the reality is, everything that happens is from people you know and at 19 or whatever age she is, she’s not being scouted off instagram and booking jobs, because that’s just not how the world works…90 percent of all these people you see…are pulling some kind of scam…whether they have reality star LA parents who seem horrible, or are trust fund babies, or sleeping with the photographer… So she deserves this as much as anyone else, because she’s GOT NAKED FOR IT even people who spend their lives working for it, and here she is in some random magazine I’ve never heard of….

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Cora Keegan Titties for Trendi Magazine of the Day

Cora Keegan is the fucking worst.

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Cora Keegan Naked for Fashion of the Day

Cora Keegan is amazing…she’s one of those hipster models who probably is so hipster she hates being called a hipster because hipsters are so mainstream….but she’s got a bush and has a willingness to show her tits in photoshoots that I can’t imagine she got paid for but because she had nothing better to do since models only work a day a fucking month.. All this to say, I’ve been writing her love poems, love songs and I don’t even sing, I’ve carved her name into my thigh and sent her pics of what she does to me, she’s just that good…so these titty pics may not be her best work, but they involve her and that makes them better than anything else… Cora Keegan, if that’s your real name…I miss us.

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Irina Shayk In Lingerie Is The Best Commercial Ever

When it comes to lingerie companies, Agent Provocateur always seems to know what’s up, but I think they outdid themselves this time with one of the best promo videos I’ve ever seen. It’s basically just six minutes of super-hot models in awesome lingerie, led by the pants-meltingly sexy Irina Shayk . So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go watch this on repeat about 100 more times, and I suggest you all do the same. You’re welcome in advance. » view all 13 photos

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