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Bree Olson’s One of the Dirtiest Pornstars Classes Up of the Day

So Bree Olson was hosting some bullshit event….and she wasn’t dressed like a gutter pig who shops at the sex shop….you know who takes her porn persona to the red carpet of shitty vegas events…where she sluts out while loser dudes take pics of her…. I guess fucking Charlie Sheen, turned her hollywood, cuz seeing her in this skirt, makes me think she’s more of a secretary that a bitch who has dirty fucking sex, head shoved in a toilet while getting fucked up the ass…. I first met Bree Olson her first year in porn, she was up for best anal scene and best new starlet…I think she won both….I wished her luck and she feared we jinxed her…the whole thing was odd….but not as odd as the following year when I met her in her HOTEL ROOM TAKING A SHIT ….a friendship that led me to watching her strip…then being ignored by her…. But I will always have her porn scenes like in Scooby Doo Fetish Videos …..or her more Hardcore Shit …. Cuz no mater how Hollywood she tries to be, she’s still a gutter hooker from middle america, who disrepects herself for you to jerk off to her, to me….

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Bree Olson’s One of the Dirtiest Pornstars Classes Up of the Day

Maria Menounos Hot Greek in a Red Dress of the Day

I didn’t know the Pussycat Dolls still existed. I just assumed that was some one hit wonder, cheesy stripper gone mainstream shit, that was only erotic because it involved half named women, but that was hardly erotic cuz those half naked women never got naked, which totally goes against everything, you know against the natural process of professional dancers who move to LA….and giving stripper bitches legit work so they don’t have to strip pisses me off….it takes away from nudity that’s supposed to be…. What it comes down to is that Maria Menounos outshines these twats, but I’m far happier when Maria Menounos Flashes Her Pussy Accidentally on the Beach …..but this is a good enough taste for me….cuz I know as a greek…the options of what hole to fuck are endless.

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Maria Menounos Hot Greek in a Red Dress of the Day

Cheryl Tweedy Was My Sexy Valentine

I couldn’t just sit back and let these pictures of Cheryl Tweedy at the 2011 Elle Style Awards in London last night slip by without telling all of you just how much I love her. Cheryl already knows, our lawyers have discussed it at length and one of these days I hope to get within one hundred feet of her. Fingers crossed. Anyhow, she’s so perfect it’s almost beyond belief. If she didn’t have that cheesy stripper tattoo on her thigh I’d think she was an angel. more pictures of Cheryl Tweedy here

Fergie on a Bike in her Underwear of the Day

I have been known to have a bike fetish….whether it’s running after girls riding bikes in skirts….or sniffing their seats when they’ve locked their bikes up to go inside a store….it’s just the idea of a vagina smearing itself all over a seat on a hot day…sometimes on a public bike…gets me excited and I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with that… Unfortunately…seeing Fergie posing on the bike doesn’t do shit for me…especially not on this gangster bike looking at like a cheesy stripper….I’m more into bitches on fixed gear hipster bikes…because they generally have thick bush, don’t always wear underwear or wash, and most importantly are too poor to refuse a free vegan cock…when they aren’t lesbians…not that I would know…I don’t really like dirty ratty hipsters with bush and ironic haircuts who are too serious to stick things in their asses while I jerk off….but I do like the smell of their bike seats…. But I don’t have pics of that, so here’s some fergie bullshit..

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Fergie on a Bike in her Underwear of the Day