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Sara Sampaio Hot for Elle of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some Portuguese model who you may have already jerked off to if you’re in your 50s and haven’t quite figured out that the internet has actual porn that you can view on your cellphone and that you don’t have to sneak off with your wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog to fantasize about new pussy…as your wife’s pussy continues to get worse and worse, day after day, from the day you married her til now…the steady decline if you were to graph that shit out on a graph, an investment you probably wouldn’t have made if you realized that all bitches cause headaches, and you’re better off circulating through multiple bitches, rather than being stuck with one bitch and having to deal with her bullshit til the day you fucking die, cuz that’s not living people, that’s depressing as fuck and you’ve sold out for the suburban dream…your penis neglected, and not getting the exposure it needs, your soul and your spirit dead from being some woman’s bitch….and the solace you have is when you get 10 minutes to yourself cuz she’s grocery shopping or with her friend, unable to nag you…allowing you to have some time to yourself to jerk off to something you want to jerk off to, rather than something you have to have sex with cuz that’s what being married is all about…kill yourself now…or stare at Sara Sampaio cheating on Victoria’s Secret with Elle, making a name for her half naked self. I’m into it.

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Sara Sampaio Hot for Elle of the Day

Hayden Panettiere Posing With a Bra of the Day

If seeing flat chested chicks who recently got implants posing with massive old lady bras..then you’ll really like this Hayden Panettiere picture for social media…showing the world she still has a little circus clown in her, despite her new hustle to look more like a girl, rather than some midget used as a human cannonball under the big top…. Unless this big bra is just a normal sized bra that looks huge next to her dwarf self… The fact remains that Hayden Panettiere’s fans love her in a creepy way, and even those of you not into fecal porn, would jerk off to pics of her shitting, it’s like she can do no wrong, even though she doesn’t do much… Personally, I’m more into girls who don’t wear bras. But this isn’t about me people, it’s about you and your creepy fucking fetishes…cuz if this was for me, there’d be a lot more spread asshole, random household insertion, and maybe some squirting…I’m a little more hardcore that girls being silly with bras, that’s too high school for me, while I prefer weathered whore.

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Hayden Panettiere Posing With a Bra of the Day