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Coleen Rooney Still Big in a Bikini of the Day

Coleen Rooney is a soccer wife…the kind of soccer wife you don’t quite understand, especially when she’s in a bikini, because soccer wives are supposed to be Russian mail-order bride models and UK Glamour models who may not have the hottest bodies, but who get naked in photoshoots and trick us into thinking they are hotter than they are, while this girl just tricks us into questioning why she got into a bikini while being built like shit…was it cuz she was too high on sugar, you know in some kind of diabetic shock, clouding her judgement and making her do this, or maybe she is a medicated mom who’s husband bangs other babes, while she slowly dies on the inside, because she doesn’t want to walk away from the good life her body doesn’t really deserve…that lottery ticket, is an actual lottery ticket, that you tread lightly around so you don’t lose it….but at least she’s got some big titties to go with her back flap folds… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Coleen Rooney Still Big in a Bikini of the Day

Coleen Rooney Still Big in a Bikini of the Day

Coleen Rooney is a soccer wife…the kind of soccer wife you don’t quite understand, especially when she’s in a bikini, because soccer wives are supposed to be Russian mail-order bride models and UK Glamour models who may not have the hottest bodies, but who get naked in photoshoots and trick us into thinking they are hotter than they are, while this girl just tricks us into questioning why she got into a bikini while being built like shit…was it cuz she was too high on sugar, you know in some kind of diabetic shock, clouding her judgement and making her do this, or maybe she is a medicated mom who’s husband bangs other babes, while she slowly dies on the inside, because she doesn’t want to walk away from the good life her body doesn’t really deserve…that lottery ticket, is an actual lottery ticket, that you tread lightly around so you don’t lose it….but at least she’s got some big titties to go with her back flap folds… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Coleen Rooney Still Big in a Bikini of the Day

Coleen Rooney Still Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day

Coleen Rooney, the WAG who I assume trapped her man when they were in high school, before he was a famous soccer player, by telling him how if he ever gets rich and famous, those girls will just want him for his fame and money, while she was in it for the long haul and loves him for him, in what was probably one of the biggest gambles in her life that worked out for her…..I mean other than putting on this bikini…she’s a dump and that’s risky…it can go any way…. That said, she reminds me of this girl who got pregnant from sitting in a hot tub, never knowing who the father was, but that may have just been a lie she told us to justify illegit black kid with no daddy she brought back in her uterus from her all inclusive trip….they have the same dumpy ass I am sure black dudes everywhere would love if that white meat ever got close enough…. Either way here are the pics…

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Coleen Rooney Still Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day