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Irina Shayk’s Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

Posted on November 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always joked around about Irina Shayk being a hooker, who was hired to beard some famous soccer player, because he couldn’t be Gay in Europe, they hate that shit…it would ruin him, so hire a babe to divert attention and pay her in fame, fortune and the modeling career she always wanted, I mean being a huge star soccer player getting her into Sports Illustrated is easy, it takes one call to his sports agent who probably reps hundreds of people Sports Illustrated works with, not to mention she’s hot enough to be doing it, so why the fuck not… But maybe, her career happened out of pure love…and romance…either way, here are shitty bikini pics from a catalog that are as boring as bikini pics of a hot model can be.

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Lindsey Vonn Showing Her Skier Body for Outside of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have had the unfortunate job of living at a ski hill for at least one season operating the chair lift because I live in fucking Canada and that was the only work I could get in my small shitty town that I originally moved to when I met my fat wife off the internet based on pics that weren’t even of her….I got catfished people…only instead of making a documentary and TV show about it…I got married…. At that ski hill….I saw one or two hot bitches on the regular…who would change into their suits at the lodge…..all cold and hard nippled…but the the real stars of the race team…the Lindsey Vonn’s of the hill were built like school busses with tree trunk legs, shitty asses and faces I didn’t notice cuz I was too busy scoping them out for dicks… Kinda how I feel about this half naked shoot of Lindsey Vonn for Outside magazine..I mean she races as a girl…but it could be some Venus Williams, Lady Bug (RIP BRANDIS), She’s The Man (RIP BYNES), Miss Universe has a dick…shit…and you fucking love the ambiguity…you freak.

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Melissa Debling Naked for Zoo of the Day

Posted on January 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG a Glamour Model in a Lad Mag is showing her tits….Scandalous…call the press…this is huge fucking news because these lad mags don’t find these chicks and circulate them from magazine to magazine…doing the same topless poses cuz it makes them famous for showing their tits…and gets them paid…without doing porn…or working a real job….and often times ends with a famous soccer player husband….retirement plan….but how can you hate when they look like this…all glorious….especially coming out of the UK where you’d expect them to be soot covered, toothless, with cold sores eating mashed potatoes out of the box….cheerio. There’s just so much to say about Glamour Models that I haven’t already said, but I’m keeping that locked in my vault, saving it for a rainy day, waiting for the perfect time, to say exactly the same thing I say every single day about them….cuz there’s really not that much to say about glamour models….

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Coleen Rooney Still Dumpy in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Coleen Rooney, the WAG who I assume trapped her man when they were in high school, before he was a famous soccer player, by telling him how if he ever gets rich and famous, those girls will just want him for his fame and money, while she was in it for the long haul and loves him for him, in what was probably one of the biggest gambles in her life that worked out for her…..I mean other than putting on this bikini…she’s a dump and that’s risky…it can go any way…. That said, she reminds me of this girl who got pregnant from sitting in a hot tub, never knowing who the father was, but that may have just been a lie she told us to justify illegit black kid with no daddy she brought back in her uterus from her all inclusive trip….they have the same dumpy ass I am sure black dudes everywhere would love if that white meat ever got close enough…. Either way here are the pics…

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