It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hottest Celebrity “Politicians” Fleshbot Bella Hadid braless in see-through mesh top Taxi Driver Movie Rita Ora bends over in pantyhose The Nip Slip Victoria’s Secret girls doing photoshoots Drunken Stepfather Melissa Debling topless on a sofa (header image) Egotastic All Stars Bethany Morgan is a busty schoolgirl Boobie Blog Last Men on Earth Podcast Episode 73 Last Men on Earth Movie Review: Split Double Viking … read more
Sabine Jemeljanova is some UK Glamour model, which is an instagram model before instagram, when these possible hookers, probably hookers, girls with big tits, figured if they got “published’ they could have credibility and find themselves sports people in the UK, or attend all the important events in LA, because they were deemed the hot, trashy harlots… Well, with all natural tits I’ve seen or known in life, the bigger they are…the bigger the girl’s ass becomes when her metabolism slows down, and the bigger her gut becomes, because it’s just normal and lucky for them – that they start their obesity with their tits, because that window of pre-fat is the time to fucking shine, as they did….so this isn’t a “Look at a low level titty model gone fat”…it’s a “look at a fat chick who monetized pre-fat because she knew she was genetically predisposed to this….clever little Eastern European…they have it all figured out…just ask Irina Shayk… Point of the story – girls always grow into their tits – and more importantly – it’s the era of the plus sized model – where this kind of body is still deemed hot…so show it off for pervs to stare…. Here is her pre-obesity….titty modelling…where you can tell she was bound to be a fat chick… The post Sabine Jemeljanova Titty Model Who’s Belly Caught Up with her Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Little Dead Rotting Hood will make you huff and puff and blow a big load ( fleshbot.com ) Zoe Kravitz braless in a see-through dress at the Golden Globes ( taxidrivermovie.com ) I’m not sure this even qualifies as lingerie, Rhian Sugden ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Melissa Debling’s jaw dropping nerdy striptease ( egotasticallstars.com ) Busty nurse Charlie Rose downblouse examination ( boobieblog.com ) Leigh-Anne Pinnock braless in a see-thru top ( thenipslip.com ) Stella Maxwell masters the art of lingerie modeling ( lastmenonearth.com ) A Tribute to David Bowie ( doubleviking.com ) Lindsey Pelas knows how to dress ( steakwood.com )
I know I’ve said it before, but it’s worth saying again: the only thing better than one busty Brit in lingerie is four of them. And luckily, Nuts seems to agree with me, because they got hotties Danica Thrall , Jessica Davies , Melissa Debling and Holly Eriksson together for one giant busty shoot for their latest issue. See, I always have a tough time deciding which one I like best, but fortunately this time we don’t have to choose. Which means I get to save that brainpower for much more important decisions, like where I’m going to nap this afternoon, the couch or the bed. Enjoy.
Magazine covers claim a lot of things to get people’s attention, kinda like me at the bar, even though everybody knows there can’t be that many new ways to get the best abs each month. But the cover for this month’s Maxim says they’ve got Lacey Chabert looking “sexier than ever,” and unlike when I tell women that I’m part of Doctors Without Borders and shipping out the next morning, this outrageous claim turns out to actually be true.
Magazine covers claim a lot of things to get people’s attention, kinda like me at the bar, even though everybody knows there can’t be that many new ways to get the best abs each month. But the cover for this month’s Maxim says they’ve got Lacey Chabert looking “sexier than ever,” and unlike when I tell women that I’m part of Doctors Without Borders and shipping out the next morning, this outrageous claim turns out to actually be true.
Here’s British hottie Melissa Debling with a preview of her 2014 calendar. I don’t know who keeps buying these things, but I’m definitely glad somebody keeps making them, and then releasing a few of the pictures to people like me. Because I’m a pretty impatient guy, and if I’d have a hard enough time waiting 30 days to see the next month’s pictures, there’s not a chance I’d be able to hold out until 2014 for busty shots this good.
Here’s British hottie Melissa Debling with a preview of her 2014 calendar. I don’t know who keeps buying these things, but I’m definitely glad somebody keeps making them, and then releasing a few of the pictures to people like me. Because I’m a pretty impatient guy, and if I’d have a hard enough time waiting 30 days to see the next month’s pictures, there’s not a chance I’d be able to hold out until 2014 for busty shots this good.
I have had the unfortunate job of living at a ski hill for at least one season operating the chair lift because I live in fucking Canada and that was the only work I could get in my small shitty town that I originally moved to when I met my fat wife off the internet based on pics that weren’t even of her….I got catfished people…only instead of making a documentary and TV show about it…I got married…. At that ski hill….I saw one or two hot bitches on the regular…who would change into their suits at the lodge…..all cold and hard nippled…but the the real stars of the race team…the Lindsey Vonn’s of the hill were built like school busses with tree trunk legs, shitty asses and faces I didn’t notice cuz I was too busy scoping them out for dicks… Kinda how I feel about this half naked shoot of Lindsey Vonn for Outside magazine..I mean she races as a girl…but it could be some Venus Williams, Lady Bug (RIP BRANDIS), She’s The Man (RIP BYNES), Miss Universe has a dick…shit…and you fucking love the ambiguity…you freak.
OMG a Glamour Model in a Lad Mag is showing her tits….Scandalous…call the press…this is huge fucking news because these lad mags don’t find these chicks and circulate them from magazine to magazine…doing the same topless poses cuz it makes them famous for showing their tits…and gets them paid…without doing porn…or working a real job….and often times ends with a famous soccer player husband….retirement plan….but how can you hate when they look like this…all glorious….especially coming out of the UK where you’d expect them to be soot covered, toothless, with cold sores eating mashed potatoes out of the box….cheerio. There’s just so much to say about Glamour Models that I haven’t already said, but I’m keeping that locked in my vault, saving it for a rainy day, waiting for the perfect time, to say exactly the same thing I say every single day about them….cuz there’s really not that much to say about glamour models….
