Tag Archives: cornation

Denise Welch is Too Old for a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if knowing who Denise Welch really matters, but it is Christmas so I figure I’ll do the really extensive research, because this is journalism motherfuckers…and it turns ou tshe’s from the UK, is on a show called Cornation Street, that is on in Canada, and is the worst, blue collar shit ever…but people seem to watch it, because I guess the world is full of blue collar trash….and most importantly, she’s 56 and has probably given up on caring what people think…even though she probably should care what people think…and factor in being a grey skinned, square bodied monster, who if she was an actor in LA, she would probably still be fit, tanned, and hot…I mean isn’t Pam Anderson 56 by now? I guess people age worst in places with no sun…. Now do what you want with this…because we all know we’d all still fuck it like the farm animal it may be. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Excerpt from:
Denise Welch is Too Old for a Bikini of the Day

Michelle Keegan’s British Bikini Pics of the Day

Here’s some busty UK bitch from Cornation Street, a show that I know is disgusting as fuck because I am in Canada and we were forced to watch it as teenagers to keep our or legacy to the queen alive or some shit…and even as a practically homeless, always poor, motherfuckere, their working class, nicotine stained, soot stained kitches offeded me…it was like Roseanne with worse production value and it was at that point that I decided the UK was filled with gross teeth and gross women…but it looks like Cornation Street has stepped it up cuz thie Michelle Keegan is worth a fuck, not that the other emphasyma looking older cast weren’t, see I have no standards, but this one would be more pleasurable to fuck….at least I assume….based on her tits alone.

See the original post:
Michelle Keegan’s British Bikini Pics of the Day