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Vanessa Hudgens Braless and Skinny of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens was once Vanessa PUDGENS cuz I’m so fucking clever I should be shot in the face… She likes like a crackhead tranny dying of aids in the 80s, but nice NIPPLE ring… She is no longer fat, since no one should be fat, and since no one likes fat chicks, not even fat chicks, but it is funny when fat chicks lose all the weight and lose themselves thinking everyone only likes them because of their looks because no one liked them when they had no looks…so their actual person is reduced to looks…then they either get fat again, or kill themselves trying to stay skinny because it’s nice to get things for being skinny… ALWAYS funny – the fat chick turned hot chick breakdown after she’s been fucked by one too many dudes and realizes she means nothing…amazing.. Memorial Day…That’s What’s Up… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens Braless and Skinny of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pixie Lott Bikini in Portugal of the DAy

Damn…Pixie Lott’s got a rockin’ body in a bikini…so strange for a UK person, but I guess with the advent of running water, electric heating, and other modern conveniences, including but not limited to the internet…their pussy doesn’t need to be trashy glamour model, or grey skinned yellow tooth stew eaters covered in coal dust…it can be actual hot girls… Yes, I know historically there have been hot chicks from the UK…it happens, I get it…but fuck the UK…this is America motherfuckers… Memorial Day…that’s what’s up… The post Pixie Lott Bikini in Portugal of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale Dog in her Tits of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is warming her puppies in her puppies…GET IT…GOOD ONE Right… I figure that’s the kind of joke the kind of nerdy social awkward 40 year old who is a fan of Kate Beckinsale who saw her in some bullshit Vampire shit back in 1999 and is still fucking jerking off to her – because she’s his dream girl…and will be forever… I find the only thing amazing about her – the fact that she looks this good at 100 years old…how does that happens….especially when she’s British and by default should be grey skinned – drinking crumpets or something….but instead she’s taking tit pics for the internet… The post Kate Beckinsale Dog in her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Denise Welch is Too Old for a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if knowing who Denise Welch really matters, but it is Christmas so I figure I’ll do the really extensive research, because this is journalism motherfuckers…and it turns ou tshe’s from the UK, is on a show called Cornation Street, that is on in Canada, and is the worst, blue collar shit ever…but people seem to watch it, because I guess the world is full of blue collar trash….and most importantly, she’s 56 and has probably given up on caring what people think…even though she probably should care what people think…and factor in being a grey skinned, square bodied monster, who if she was an actor in LA, she would probably still be fit, tanned, and hot…I mean isn’t Pam Anderson 56 by now? I guess people age worst in places with no sun…. Now do what you want with this…because we all know we’d all still fuck it like the farm animal it may be. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lucy Mecklenburgh See Thru on the Beach of the Day

Lucy Mecklenburgh is some UK chick on some show that gets a lot of attention called The Only Way is Essex, which seems to be about a gang of trashy sluts who want to be Glamour Models, but I could be wrong, because let’s face it, I don’t care enough to find out, what I do care enough about is to stare at her tight body on the beach in a mesh top showing nipples, because let’s face it, I wasn’t breast fed as a child and love all tits, even if they are from the UK, the land of fat, grey skinned girls who make these average looking pussies famous for being hot, even when not hot. Like fucking the least fat girl out of a group of fat girls…if you know what I mean. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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