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Amanda Holden’s Ass for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know who Amanda Holden is, but apparently she tweeted a picture of her ass on set of some morning or daily or TV show and her fan base went nuts – probably because she’s got a good ass despite being 44…and maybe because people on TV don’t just tweet their asses, even when she’s being so clever with the way she shows it off by pretending this is what the camera angle from behind looks like – up on some news anchor / David Letterman not wearing pants behind his desk…kind of thing…and I guess when anyone tweets their ass, even a grandma, because her dress doesn’t fit proper – whether on TV or not…I’ll stare…because I like ass…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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Amanda Holden’s Ass for Twitter of the Day

Drunk Models for Interview of the Day

The models are: Anja Rubik, Edita Vilkeviciute, Daria Strokous, Andreea Diaconu and Lily Donaldson They are pretending to be drunk, sure fashion drunk, but drunk nonetheless for some photographer in interview magazine, and I figured this would be porn to you – since every girl you’ve ever banged has been at this level of intoxication, only she wasn’t playing it up like a half dead corpse barely capable of self lubricating, for an editorial shoot, but rather was a half dead corpse barely capable of self lubricating, because you fed her those sedatives…I mean a guy’s got get laid somehow…and it’s not really your fault if the girl you’re date raping is inebriated…even if you helped get her that way..and it’s not even date rape…if you didn’t take her on a date. Right? Either way, love this shoot..it speaks to my soul and represents every love I’ve ever known on the first night we had sex…here are the pics..

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