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Selena Gomez & Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Hug

Apparently this Spring Breakers movie is still on, I would have thought after they watched the rough copy they’d realize that no amount of editing will save this piece of crap, but what do I know. I guess if you’re going to make a crappy movie, you might as well fill it with a bunch of hot young chicks in bikinis. Seriously, this sounds like a cheap bikini clad Point Break knockoff. Anyhow. here’s a shot of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and the two other girls in a hot bikini group hug. I like.

Angelina Jolie’s Sexy Tired Cleavage

It looks as though Angelina Jolie’s age is starting to catch up to her, don’t get me wrong she’s still a hot piece of ass that I’d love to take a bath with, but she’s looking a little haggard. Maybe it’s all the traveling around for the dozens of The Tourist premieres she’s been doing lately, who knows, pretending to like this crappy movie must be wearing her down. Anyhow, I’d still throw her a hump. A classy hump, even though I still haven’t been able to get the image of her making out with Billy Bob Thornton out of my head. It’s been years and that image is still burned in my memory. Now I’m feeling a little ill.

Leighton Meester Tries To Drop Some Cleavage

Leighton Meester is a pretty cute little piece of ass and I like that she’s trying to bring some cleavage to the premiere of a crappy movie, I get it, but it’s not working out the way I had hoped. Maybe it’s me, maybe I expect too much from today’s young Hollywood? Who knows, but a quarter of an inch of inner boob can not be considered cleavage. That’s just fact. She still looks hot so I can’t stay mad. Enjoy.