Okay, if you can get past how unnecessary a remake of the 1991 masterpiece Point Break is, you’ll see your way clear to being stunned by the gorgeous Teresa Palmer at the film’s premiere! Hit the jump for more pics…
Okay, if you can get past how unnecessary a remake of the 1991 masterpiece Point Break is, you’ll see your way clear to being stunned by the gorgeous Teresa Palmer at the film’s premiere! Hit the jump for more pics…
Looks like Christmas came early this year for a few lucky Germans, because here’s our #1 best-dressed hot nobody of all-time Micaela Schaefer drawing a crowd in one of her best outfits yet for a Christmas-themed photoshoot. And no, I’m not sure why they got a baby involved either. If they wanted someone to drool all over themselves and be incapable of speech around Micaela, they could’ve just asked me instead. Photos: WENN.com
In case you didn’t know, there’s a couple movies not called Star Wars premiering this month and Teresa Palmer showed up to one of them, for the LA premiere of Point Break . And seeing her again made me realize that I don’t think I’ve done a post on this Aussie hottie in years. Clearly she needs a new agent and/or manager, and I’d be more than happy to throw my hat in the ring. First order of business: getting Teresa lined up for a blockbuster sex tape. And I know just the guy to direct it. Have I mentioned that my phone takes great video too? Photos: WENN.com
While the blogosphere debates the merits and drawbacks of Alcon hiring Ericson Core ( Invincible ) to direct its remake of Point Break , it’s time to start asking if Kathryn Bigelow’s 1987 neo-noir vampire thriller Near Dark will ever be remade. UPDATED/ 7:45 P.M. EST: Relativity Media spokeswoman Emmy Chang responds, “We do not have the rights to this title.” Stay tuned. Let me say up front that Near Dark doesn’t need to be remade. It’s a bloody, balls out thrill ride that pre-figures the endorphin rush of Point Break features a memorable cast that includes the seriously underrated Lance Henriksen and Bill Paxton . Henriksen is utterly chilling and Paxton gives an unhinged performance as Severen , the craziest member of a pack of redneck vampires on the loose in the West. (Love their shades and the camper van with the blacked-out windows.) Is Near Dark Too Much Like Twilight ? Back in 2006, Michael Bay ‘s Platinum Dune production company was talking about remaking the picture, but in 2008, Bay’s partner, producer Brad Fuller told Empire magazine that the project was on hold because “I’m concerned that, conceptually… Near Dark and Twilight are too similar”. I had to read that statement twice because, while there is a romance between one of the vampire clan (Jenny Wright) and a murder-averse human (Adrian Pasdar), the ferociously over-the-top Near Dark bears precious little resemblance to the PG-13 Twilight franchise. (If anything, Bigelow’s film is a kindred spirit of HBO’s True Blood vamp series.) If Bay & Co. were making a Twilight connection, it’s probably best they shelved the project. As of the end of 2012, the Internet Movie Database indicated that Relativity Media subsidiary Rogue was developing the picture, but getting the company to confirm that the project is still alive (or undead) is another question. Relativity reps have yet to respond to my requests for clarity on the matter. If they get back to me, I’ll update. In the meantime, if a remake ever does get made, I’d love to see Michael Shannon as Severin role and Christopher Walken in the patriarchal Jesse Hooker role that Henriksen played. Here’s the official trailer to the film followed by a clip of Paxton at his bloody best. Watch The Trailer For Kathryn Bigelow’s Original Near Dark Bill Paxton Chews The Scenery (And His Victims) What do you think? Ripe for a remake? By which director and with what cast? Leave them in the comments section. [ Empire ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Apparently this Spring Breakers movie is still on, I would have thought after they watched the rough copy they’d realize that no amount of editing will save this piece of crap, but what do I know. I guess if you’re going to make a crappy movie, you might as well fill it with a bunch of hot young chicks in bikinis. Seriously, this sounds like a cheap bikini clad Point Break knockoff. Anyhow. here’s a shot of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and the two other girls in a hot bikini group hug. I like.
If ever there was a time for a well-placed ” Noooooo! ” it’s now, upon the news that Alcon Entertainment and Warner Bros. are planning to remake Kathryn Bigelow’s seminal 1991 surfing themed cop thriller Point Break . What have the producers got planned and what has it got to do with Salt and gun-fu?
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If you’re like me and Shakespeare, you think that there’s nothing funnier than a good pun (this would be the only overlap in the Venn diagram of me and Shakespeare, btw). And the boozy funsters over at Rejecting Sobriety have decided to celebrate the 25 days of Christmas by posting a new punny movie poster parody each day until Christmas day itself. Check out my two favorites after the jump and hit Rejecting Sobriety up to see what pops up next. Personally, I’m keeping my fingers crossed for A Fish Called Kwanzaa . [ RS ]
After 10 years apart, ’90s indie rockers have announced concert in New York’s Central Park next year. By James Montgomery Pavement’s Stephen Malkmus Photo: Astrid Stawiarz/ Getty Images After nearly 10 years, four reissues (and four Stephen Malkmus solo records), one documentary and one fawning, posthumous “band biography,” late, lamented indie greats Pavement finally confirmed long-standing rumors that they would be reuniting for a “one-time-only” tour in 2010
Swayze’s ‘Point Break’ co-star said he ‘brought light to wherever he went,’ when we caught up with him at the Toronto International Film Festival. By Eric Ditzian Keanu Reeves Photo: MTV News Bodhi and Johnny Utah are hands-down the best one-two combo ever in a surfer-dude crime thriller.