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Dita Von Teese in Pasties for January’s Flaunt of the Day

Dita Von Teese has consistently shat on burlesque and pin-up…she even made herself famous and a poster girl for the shit in the 90s…when this shit was done in every city by fat local rockabilly chicks who might as well have been lesbians…and who you encouraged to not striptease but to instead put on some fucking Elvis the fat years in Vegas jumper…cuz the 50s are alright…as long as you’re not 50 pounds overweight…kinda thing… Seriously, it’s like every ugly chick with nautical stars and a sacred heart tattoo and a beer belly…with wild hair was down to get in a corset and get on stage…and I don’t know if that’s still going on…I’ve tried to ignore it… But Dita…she was the Phoenix who rose from the ashes….she had a website before websites existed….got the attention of Playboy and the rest is fucking history…she went for early internet Burlesque girl…cuz they rest were too busy eating and working call centers….and now she’s deemed some “artist”….and the whole thing is just one big good timing lie….but she still brings it…she plays it up…and even in Flaunt…pushing 40…she’s at it…with her nipple pasties and vintage lingerie….it never ends with this discount bargain basement betty page….and I think you like it…

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Elisha Cuthbert Cleavage for Happy Endings Promo of the DAy

Montreal Hometown Hero…who is probably not really even considered from Montreal anymore….you know now that she’s been living in LA for the last 2 decades….is in some promo shots for her TV show I have never seen and didn’t know she even had…I just assumed she died….cuz I haven’t heard or seen shit about her in the last 4 years…and the last time I did hear about her she was some gutter, fat, coked up looking pig who didn’t really shower and who I assumed had given up….being Paris Hilton’s best friend does that to a person….and now she just pretends she’s one in promo shots for her show….that remind me of every girl I’ve ever picked up after a night out…only a bit better dressed…a little less scabby…..a lot less covered in puke….and a lot more alert….the hollywood version of a good old drag her in the alley for your first date good time…. All this to say….Cuthbert….a girl I was trying to stage a candle light vigil for her career at her parent’s house in flash mob awesome viral video form….is back on some Girl Next Door hotness….and here are the pics…. Remember boys and girls…spending half your 20s being a cokewhore doesn’t always ruin you….and this is the proof….

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Elisha Cuthbert Cleavage for Happy Endings Promo of the DAy

Emma Watson in her Panties for The Perks of Being a Wallflower of the Day

This movie is from 2012….which feels like decades ago…because every day of my life is a long drawn out hell that never seems to end…but that eventually spills into another day….but as far as you, the weird, creepy, obsessed Emma Watson fan is concerned….this is her recent work…while you far prefer jerking off to her early work,….you know like the first Harry Potter…the one that made you obsessed with her for no real reason other than that you have social issues and maybe your mom breast fed you too much while being home schooled….you know Emma Watson is just one of those celebs with just the weirdest, most loyal, creepy basement dwelling pervert fans in the game…and luckily they all read this sire….so her in her panties…is beyond porn to you people…it’s like fucking heaven or some shit…. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emma Watson in her Panties for The Perks of Being a Wallflower of the Day