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Alyssa Barbara is Pretty Substantial of the Day

Her name is Alyssa Barbara …. She is from Canada and I am from Canada, so I find it weird that we haven’t crossed paths, seeing as all Canadians know each other, I think there are only 12 of us, and we are forced to get together every year at the ice Moose hunt…you know where we all compare igloos, watch hockey and eat beaver….but not the good kind…the kind that Alyssa Barbara has that I would like to eat… All this to say, the communist regime has let me down, because I’m not snow shoeing into Alyssa Barbara’s comforting and comfortable looking arms…but she doesn’t let me down, because she made these pics that are circulating…hot, edgy but with so many curves… stuff.

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Alyssa Barbara is Pretty Substantial of the Day

Cindy Crawford Making Out With Herself for MUSE of the Day

Cindy Crawford is a fucking dream. I know I am supposed to be disgusted by old ladies, but this one, this one’s special and not even because I used to jerk off to her in the 90s when she was supermodeling, but because I crossed paths with her once, and her “it factor”…the same “it factor” that made her a celebrity in the first place…pretty much melted my soul. I guess some people just have an energy, or what it takes to win the people around them over, and some people, like supermodels, no how to make love with their eyes, and pretty much ruin anything in a 10 block radius. Seriously, after the day I crossed paths with her, I’ve never been the same, no girl has been close to this greatness, and all the bitches I fucked, despite having no standards, were that much more unappealing. I am a fan of this shoot for the latest issue of MUSE…but more importantly, I am a fan of ejaculating on printouts of it…because that’s as close as I’ll get to this loveliness.

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Cindy Crawford Making Out With Herself for MUSE of the Day

Fashion Face-Off: Taylor Swift vs. Betty White

Young crossed paths with old on the red carpet of last night’s The Lorax premiere, as Taylor Swift and Betty White – who both voice characters in this animated big screen version of the classic Dr. Seuss book – both turned out at the plaza of Universal Studios Hollywood in Universal City. Others in attendance included Danny DeVito, Ed Helms and Zac Efron, but let’s focus on these two lovely ladies for a moment. Study their outfits at the event now and vote on your favorite:

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Shenae Grimes x DrunkenStepfather Story of the Day

A few months ago I hitchkiked to New York with a bunch of idiots who didn’t rape me and as I was wandering the streets I ran into a bunch of other idiots and amongst the idiots was some bitch who I got introduced to, but no one told me her name, I was wasted dude was just like “this is drunkenstepfather”, she gave me a bit of a dirty look and I was uninterested in her average at best face. I think I may have even called her a groupie and moved on….a few hours later …. the dude who I said she was a groupie of sends me an email and tells me that it was Shenae Grimes…So the next night I get taken out to dinner by some really busty girl who loves everything I do and I start telling the story, shit talking Grimey Grimes and talking about how she’s just a loser Canadian trash, clown of a bitch, trying to get ahead who will be forgotten in 6 months and I look up, and there’s the she is, sitting at the table next to me, giving me more dirty looks….So I pretty much got busted talking behind this bitch’s back, in front of her back…and she did nothing about it… Cuz celebs have no spines, they say us bloggers won’t say shit about them to their face, and that we are just jealous, but that’s elementary psychology that the real issue is these people just want our fucking acceptance, and can’t grasp why we have so much hate towards them. That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it. And this is Shenae Grimes. Average at best…..who may or may not be my soul mate, since we crossed paths in a big city twice in 24 hours…you just never know…but I fucking hope not…cuz she sucks.

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Patti vs. Marc: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Who’d You Rather? Female singer Patti Smith, 62, and fashion designer Marc Jacobs, 46, crossed paths at the same event in NYC last night.Question is … See Also Eastwood vs

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