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Amanda Seyfried Doesn’t Have her Period of the Day

These are really inconvenient pants to wear when you have your period, so I think it’s safe to say that the bitch’s pussy is not bleeding at this particular moment cuz no bitch would wear these pants knowing shit was coming…so either Amanda Seyfried hasn’t got her period yet, she’s pregnant, or she’s not having it now or anytime soon, and if that’s not news – I don’t know what is…. FOLLOW ME

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Kim Kardashian Showing Off Her Fat Chick Tits of the Day

Nothing like some fat porn chick showing off some tit at an event to remind us all to eat this weekend…cuz drinking on an empty stomach seems to be why my liver is broken right now…. We all know Kim Kardashian is overrated, lazy, a pig of a person and the representation of all that is bad in the world…but there’s still something about her we all want to fuck…maybe out of hatred, maybe cuz it looks like doughy mess and we’ve always had a baker’s fantasy, or maybe cuz she feels soft like a bouncy castle and bouncy castles are fun… FOLLOW ME WATCHHER SEX TAPE

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