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Jersey Shore Recap: Snooki Gets WASTED!

The cast of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation was tasked with its most important mission of all-time this week: Finding a new home to crash in for awhile. As you’ll find out below, the residence needed to include at least one prominent feature — and as you’ll also find out below, Snooki can really drink! First, however, she and JWOWW paid a visit to an extremely pregnant Deena Cortese. She explained to her friends how she recently had a scare and was subsequently ordered to be on bed rest until her next checkup. Describing the “scariest moment” of her life, Deena said she began bleeding randomly about halfway through her pregnancy. She assured her fellow MTV stars that she was fine now, but she would be unable to join them on the aforementioned house search. “I totally get it because I was pregnant once,” a sad Snooki told the camera, possibly forgetting that she actually has two kids. From there, it was Deena and JWOWW’s turn to fill Snooki in on everything that went down in Atlantic City a few days before, including Ronnie Ortiz-Magro’s insane blowup with Jen Harley over … well… nothing at all, really. There was also the matter of the Staten Island love triangle that formed among Vinny Guadagnino, Angelina Pivarnick and Angelina’s fiance, Chris. Speaking of that latter storyline: In a later scene, Angelina was telling Chris about her forthcoming stay in the new Shore House when Vinny popped up in conversation. Chris was pretty chill about him at first, but then… not so much. “When you were out having your guys’ day, did you guys talk about anything serious?” Angelina asked. “Vinny was saying something like, ‘You seem like a normal guy, so what are you gonna marry Angelina for?'” Chris responded. “Why’s he asking you that?” Angelina asked prior to answering her own question. “Because he secretly loves me. And you know what? I don’t blame him for loving me because he should love me.” “How do we keep coming back to the same topic?” Chris shot back. “Maybe you’re in love with him .” “Chris, shut up,” Angelina said. “Ew! Gross! Hell no. You’re an ass.” But enough about them. We now turn to the home Snooki found on Craigslist, a lovely looking abode that was only missing one key element: a beach! Ronnie met up with his pal there and the two proceeded to get totally sloshed. After Snooki failed to get new intel out of Ronnie about Jen, she headed to a club and danced up a storm. She also convinced Angelina to go straight from the airport to this establishment, leading to her hilariously showing up with, like, 9 suitcases. “Dren has arrived at dinner,” Vinny says during a meal that featured Snooki choosing to drink instead of eat seafood. “I haven’t seen Dren make an appearance at dinner in a long time. Now the vacation has begun,” he added of his pal’s drunken personality. “I’m drunk bitch. What do you want from me?” Snooki replied. Nothing else. We want nothing else from you at all, Snook. To watch Jersey Shore online and to see drunken antics from Snooki that you haven’t seen in ages, click on the video below. Watch Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 2 Episode 6 Online

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Grey’s Anatomy Recap: Who’s Dying?

Ghosts from the past roamed the halls of Seattle Grace Memorial on Thursday’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy as Día de Muertos weighed heavily on the minds of our favorite characters.  It was all thanks to a girl named Flo who was in the hospital for surgery, so her family decided to celebrate their tradition, and it resulted in a lot of blasts from the past.  Before that, Richard pulled Meredith aside to let her know that one of his friends told him her father was dying of cancer and was in a hospice.  Gulp.  This threw Meredith for a loop as she tried to conclude whether her deadbeat father deserved to be graced with her presence one last time.  As such, she turned to Maggie because they’re as close as ever, but Meredith quickly realized the journey ahead was one she had to travel on her own.  Cece set her up on another date, and she wasted no time in talking about her issues with her father, and it rendered the whole romance a dud.  Both Link and DeLuca were in a battle for Meredith’s heart, so they were especially pissed to learn that she was still dating.  After embracing Día de Muertos, Meredith exited the hospital, but there were ghosts from the past walking the halls.  There was Derek, Lexie, George and even Meredith’s mother, Ellis. Meredith somehow found herself getting closer to Link after visiting Alex instead of her father. Elsewhere, Miranda and Jo worked together with a woman who was planning her funeral because she was under the impression she was not getting the liver she needed in time.  A patient died, and Miranda decided to try and salvage the liver from his body because he was a match with the woman who needed the liver.  Despite the liver functioning, Alex shut the whole thing down, claiming that he couldn’t allow it to go ahead in case there were issues down the line that put the hospital under scrutiny.  But Bailey and Jo went ahead with the surgery thinking they were saving a life, and that they did. The surgery went well, and the woman survived with a new lease on life.  Jo thought Alex was going to flip out, but he loved that she was right and they got hot and heavy in his office. Elsewhere, Betty went missing, and it threw a wrench in Teddy’s plan to tell Owen all about her carrying his child.  Yes, this storyline is going to be dragged on until the midseason finale, you guys! Amelia, Teddy, and Owen worked together to find the teenager, but their mission was unsuccessful. They ultimately gave up when Amelia had to go to a meeting because she thought she was being triggered.  The mystery of Betty’s whereabouts will continue on next Thursday’s installment.  What are your thoughts on the latest episode? View Slideshow: Grey’s Anatomy Spoilers: It’s About to Go DOWN in Season 15

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Oh Good, Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow With Some New Year’s Day Hangover Advice

When it all boils down to it, Gwyneth Paltrow , Oscar-winning actress-megamillionaire celebrity-Gleek-blogger extraordinaire, is just like us: She is so getting wasted on New Year’s Eve. Sure, her morning-after hangover advice includes words like “quinoa” and “Turkish Hammam,” but still! Gwyneth’s advice is mostly medically sensible-sounding, though I can’t promise your pocketbooks will appreciate these fancy tricks. Get her five best tips (*as parsed by your helpful Movieline editors) after the jump so you can battle the blinding, alcohol-induced post-binge blahs in grand Paltrow fashion come Sunday morning. Below, the five most useful selections from a GOOP newsletter post entitled ” The Hangover! “, which is accompanied by this message: “We all know what happens on NYE so here is our best to help you prepare for the day after… – Love, gp.” Oh, but first: Gwyneth gives us the official definition of a hangover, courtesy of Dr. Frank Lipman : “The reason why one gets a hangover is that your body – your liver in particular – is not able to process and metabolize the break down products from the alcohol quickly enough. In addition to needing enough enzymes, the liver also needs water to process and get rid of the toxins. When supplies run low, it takes water from other organs, including the brain. This is why alcohol is so dehydrating, and why you can wake up with a throbbing headache (and a dry mouth) from drinking too much.” Now you know. On to Gwyneth’s advice! 1. Visit a Turkish Hammam. Or a Japanese spa. Or, fine — just take a bath. “If you have the time and the inclination, I’ve found that the best hangover remedy can be a hot and cold spa treatment. The original would be the traditional Turkish Hamman,[sic] but you can find this kind of treatment in spas all over the world, including my favorites, the low-key Japanese spas in New York, like Osaka.” 2. Hydrate with expensive European water. “Hydration. Keep hydrating yourself with alkaline forming Italian sparkling mineral water ie Pellegrino.” 3. Ingest ” bioavailable ” vitamin protein drink thingies. “Eat properly before and after your evening by including protein and low glycemic index foods (solid fruits, watermelon, etc ) to counteract the sugar depletion caused by alcohol…The perfect protein drink to ingest before bed would be Nutritious and Delicious – 15 grams of protein, 2 grams of fat, 19 grams of carbohydrate no gluten, no soy.” 4. Eat protein- and carb-packed foodstuffs before your drinking binge. Good foods to eat, cited by Paltrow and her host of medical experts, include: Quinoa, chicken, fish, vegetables, watermelon, coconut water, Gatorade, ginger ale, Probiotic mints, Manuka honey sweets. 5. Take “Mercy,” a fantastic product that — my stars! — Paltrow also co-owns. “Full disclosure, this stuff is so good that I went ahead and invested in the company. Mercy is a drink that is almost like a health elixir – packed with amino acids, vitamins, minerals and herbs that protect your system against the inevitable hangover and that flush you can get from drinking. You can drink it alone or mix it with alcohol to create a hangover preventing cocktail. I also drink one if I’m just feeling tired to give my system a boost.” Or, finally — and we could’ve told you this one — nurse that pounding headache with a little hair o’ the dog. Study up on even more Paltrow-endorsed bioflavono-whatsit-packed tips over at GOOP , and have a safe New Year’s Eve! You don’t want to end up looking like this on New Year’s Day, do you? [via GOOP ]

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Britney Spears Panty Flash of the Day

I think I’m getting old. I drank my face off on Friday and couldnt get out of bed until this afternoon. It was like something died inside me and that something was my liver…and unlike Britney Spears, who is also getting old, I was unable to bring it like I did in my 20s, back when panty flashes from celebs were semi-exciting, because you knew it wasn’t intentional, or more importantly cuz they weren’t wearing underwear….and it’s all become quite played the fuck out hasn’t it…Wish this had more labia…. To See The Pics Follow This Link

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Pam Anderson is Too Old to Host Bullshit of the Day

This an amazing fucking joke. It’s like Pam Anderson is pushing grandmother age, yet she’s caked on enough movie magic make-up to make us think she’s got one more run in her…. I mean I think she’s at the point in her whore life where the only list she should be on is not the VIP list, but the liver transplant list, cuz that’s the shit Hep C does to a needle sharing unprotected sex motherfucker…. I don’t know, I guess she’s good to laugh at, especially when she’s so fucking dried up and horny she’s humping a fucking pedal bike like a dog in heat cuz no dudes, except maybe me, want her enough to risk getting Hep….and who really cares…just look at the pics…

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Your Liver May Need A Vitamin Boost

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The liver is important. We don’t spend much time thinking about it unless  it is  in bad condition, If your liver is unhealthy, then so is your entire body because this organ affects virtually every part of your body. The liver is like a computer’s hard drive—it does all the hard work of running every system in your body to keep you alive and healthy. This includes filtering toxins, absorbing necessary vitamins and minerals, manufacturing bile, regulating blood sugar levels, producing numerous hormones and chemicals and managing a multitude of body enzymes. But your liver is under constant attack from the foods you eat, the water you drink, the medicine you take and even the air you breathe. As a matter of fact, if you’re more than 40-years-old… eat the average unhealthy American diet… occasionally imbibe… drink regular tap water… or take medication, then your liver is probably in trouble and unable to optimally perform its duties. And your whole body can reflect this with achy joints, fatigue, high cholesterol, blood pressure and blood sugar problems, forgetfulness, weight gain, skin rashes, constipation and more. However, there are cleansing nutrients that can remove the toxins and debris from the liver to keep it strong, healthy and able to perform its many duties within your body. These nutrients include… Milk thistle— Contains a powerful antioxidant called silymarin which protects the liver from toxic injury and helps regenerate new, healthy liver cells. Soy Lecithin (phosphatidylcholine)— Helps remove accumulated fat and cholesterol that obstructs your liver, repairs liver damage from alcohol and improves muscle function. Artichoke leaf extract— Helps improve the secretion of bile and supports healthy cholesterol levels. Burdock root— An antioxidant and “blood purifier” that helps neutralize toxins that enter your liver, as well as helping clear congestion in the urinary, lymphatic and circulatory system. N-acetyl-L-cysteine (NAC)— Helps eliminate painful kidney stones and serves as a powerful antioxidant to help reduce the effects of chemicals and toxins on the liver. Alpha lipoic acid (ALA)— Elevates levels of the enzyme glutathione, a strong antioxidant that helps restore liver health after damage from drugs, alcohol and environmental toxins. For additional information pick up a copy  of  Easy Health Options. Related Stories Tyler Perry’s Endorsement Of Book “Pray Fit” Moves It To Best Seller List New Report Says Meats May Make You Sick

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Amanda Seyfried Doesn’t Have her Period of the Day

These are really inconvenient pants to wear when you have your period, so I think it’s safe to say that the bitch’s pussy is not bleeding at this particular moment cuz no bitch would wear these pants knowing shit was coming…so either Amanda Seyfried hasn’t got her period yet, she’s pregnant, or she’s not having it now or anytime soon, and if that’s not news – I don’t know what is…. FOLLOW ME

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Kim Kardashian Showing Off Her Fat Chick Tits of the Day

Nothing like some fat porn chick showing off some tit at an event to remind us all to eat this weekend…cuz drinking on an empty stomach seems to be why my liver is broken right now…. We all know Kim Kardashian is overrated, lazy, a pig of a person and the representation of all that is bad in the world…but there’s still something about her we all want to fuck…maybe out of hatred, maybe cuz it looks like doughy mess and we’ve always had a baker’s fantasy, or maybe cuz she feels soft like a bouncy castle and bouncy castles are fun… FOLLOW ME WATCHHER SEX TAPE

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Elizabeth Edwards Gravely Ill, Suspends Treatment as Cancer Spreads

Elizabeth Edwards’ cancer fight has taken a turn for the worse. With the disease spreading to her liver, the wife of John Edwards revealed that she is resting at home and no longer seeking treatment for the disease. “Elizabeth has been advised by her doctors that further treatment of her cancer would be unproductive,” the Edwards family says in a statement. On Monday, the ailing Edwards posted a Facebook message to her friends that can be tragically interpreted as a farewell of sorts. She writes: “I have been sustained by three saving graces – my family, my friends, and a faith in the power of resilience and hope. These graces have carried me through difficult times and have brought more joy to the good times than I ever could have imagined.” “The days of our lives, for all of us, are numbered. We know that.” “It isn’t possible to put into words the love and gratitude I feel to everyone who has and continues to support and inspire me every day,” Elizabeth Edwards continued. “To you I simply say: you know. With love, Elizabeth.” Edwards, who was first diagnosed with breast cancer in November 2004, was briefly hospitalized last week after not feeling well over Thanksgiving. Doctors said her cancer had metastasized to the liver. Family members – including adult daughter Cate, a Washington lawyer, and her brother and sister, Jay and Nancy Anania – rushed home to be with her. Elizabeth and John Edwards, the two-time White House hopeful who has been estranged from her following the infamous birth of his love child with Rielle Hunter , also have two younger children together, Jack and Emma. Our thoughts are with Elizabeth and those close to her.

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watch My Girlfriend Is a Gumiho ep 11

Video:我女友是九尾狐 11/My Girlfriend Is a Gumiho Episode 11 Synopsis Cha Tae Woong meets a girl (Shin Min Ah) and falls in love with her. The girl is actually a gumiho, a legendary fox with nine tails that eats the livers of humans. When he finds out that she is a gumiho, he ends up doing crazy things to prevent the girl from eating his liver. Title: 내 여자친구는 구미호 / My Girlfriend is a Gumiho Chinese Title : 我女友是九尾狐 Also known as: My Girlfriend is a Nine-Tailed Fox Genre: Romance, comedy Episodes: 16

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