Edita Vilkeviciute is old by now, I feel like we’ve seen her masculine features offset by her huge tits for a really long time at this point, but like all women, they aren’t giving up easy, even if they have a handful of kids, they come back at us like they never left, like they never turned 30, like their vaginas are intact and the whole thing is fucking weird. I guess the whole getting paid thing keeps them at it, why not cash in and get money to continue to do pretty much nothing, the most simplistic shit….BUT there’s still something nice about cashing out, disappearing and enjoying the rest of your life without showing your tits to stay relevant…but that getting paid thing keeps their rich boyfriends and husbands thinking they are worth the investment and I guess it’s all just one big lie anyway…and instead of analyzing it in a top level unimportant way..we should just look at the tits…and say “hey tits. I see you tits”….which is really the depth I like to put into things…you know half retarding through life. The post Edita Vilkeviciute Still Has Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kendall Jenner was a guest on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night. Prior to joining the host for a game of Charades, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star sat down for an interview with the host, in which they discussed Donald Trump's immigration ban, the future of the Supreme Court and the challenges of climate change. Just kidding. Jenner and Fallon mostly talked about fashion and Kendall's life as a model. “It’s really, really fun,” she said of being involved i New York Fashion Week, which is taking place as we type. Added Kendall: “I forgot how fun it is. You work all day, and then people say, ‘let’s go out.’ There’s no sleeping.” Fallon then congratulated the young star on achieving her dreams of becoming a model, to which Kendall replied: “I can thank my parents for that. It really is a dream come true. It’s really awesome, the last three years have been awesome.” But what does Kendall do when she sees Kris Jenner in the front row of a fashion show? Or Kim Kardashian ? Or Kylie Jenner? Does she give them a subtle shout-out while she models a new design? Not quite. “I never look at the audience, ever,” she told Fallon, explaining: “If I do, it’ll mess me up. It’s kind of like being on stage I guess, if you’re a theater actor, if you look at something to take you out of your zone. “Kylie, sometimes, if she’s at a show, her and my mom usually, I can hear them screaming. I can never look at them.” Watch Kendall go into more depth about her career with Fallon below:
Most women of a certain age have a period. It's totally normal and natural , nothing to be ashamed of. But still, even though it's just a regular old bodily function, some shame persists. To combat that monthly stigma, a yoga instructor named Steph Gongora has shared a video of herself in which she's wearing white pants and doing a routine on her period — but without wearing anything to stop the bleeding. “I am a woman, therefore, I bleed,” she explains in the caption of the video. “It's messy, it's painful, it's terrible, & it's beautiful.” She writes that while it's normal , it's still something that women try to hide. But unfortunately, many women don't have the privilege to hide it as well as others. “Over 100 million young women around the globe miss school or work for lack of adequate menstrual supplies, & fear of what might hapen if the world witnesses A NATURAL BODILY FUNCTION,” she says. She urged women to “stop pretending,” to stop using cutesy names for a period “because you're too afraid to say 'I'm bleeding' or 'vagina.'” “Educate your daughters,” she goes on. “Make them understand that it can be both an inconvenience and a gift, but NEVER something to be ashamed about.” “Educate your sons so they don't recoil from the word tampon. So when a girl bleeds through her khaki shorts in third period (pun intended), the don't perpetuate the cycle of shame and intolerance.” Watch Steph in action in the video below:
I don’t know a whole lot about Myleene Klass , but according to my research, this British hottie is a singer, pianist, author, fashion designer, model, businesswoman and one serious MILF. Which is an impressive resume, although I think there’s still something she’s missing: future ex-wife to a famous blogger. It’s the one thing all the top hotties have in common. But lucky for Myleene, I’m currently accepting new applications. And these lingerie pictures make for a pretty convincing argument. » view all 21 photos
It didn’t go exactly as he had planned, but Magic Johnson’s son harbors no ill feelings. In his first interview since TMZ outed him as gay, 20-year old E.J. Johnson said he had always planned on revealing his sexuality. So even if it “came a little sooner than I thought it would, this is still something I knew I would be going through and would have to experience.” EJ Johnson Interview The NYU junior tells Howard Bragman of the YouTube talk show Gwissues that he’s been “very blessed” to receive nothing but support from his family, which includes famous father Magic, mother Cookie and two siblings. Unfortunately, however, he has also been on the receiving end of some “nasty” comments online. “It’s almost like they’re attacking me for being me, and to that, I can only say, ‘Well, I can only be myself, so I don’t really know what you want me to do,'” E.J. says. These haters are not deterring the college student, at least. He hopes to be an influential voice in the media or on television: “I would love to have a talk show someday and just be another voice for [my] generation and, you know, be the voice for young gay people who need someone to be on TV or wherever else to talk to them, and talk about all kinds of issues that all of us face. Not just homosexual issues, but all kinds of issues.” We wish him the best in all future endeavors.
Still feeling nihilistic ? So’s Michael Musto ! “Apparently, you pay Scientology, and they help your career big time. But in the old days, the studios closeted you for free! … I’d rather read an old Pauline Kael review of a movie than watch the actual movie. … The film biz should pick one day out of the calendar year and declare it ‘No Fart Jokes or Car Crashes Day.’ … And how about ‘No Pretentious, Scenery-Chewing Oscar-Grubbing Month’ (and let’s make it December)? … Every important film from an auteur bloats in at exactly two hours and 20 minutes. One second less would obviously be a creative abortion. … Today’s stars should never do historical epics. Chin implants and pillow lips look funny in the Middle Ages. … Opening credits have become ridiculous. ‘Dingdong Films, under the auspices of Crapola Productions, in association with FilMagic, Cinema Paradise, and Rutgers University, along with Kazilloscope Matters Inc., and Hempstead Futons, Presents an Ashton Kutcher Joint …'” [ Village Voice ] [Photo via Shutterstock ]
In strict dramatic terms, almost nothing occurs in the Dardenne brothers’ The Kid with a Bike . Some characters show a lack of empathy, even cruelty, but there’s more than enough kindness elsewhere to make up for it, and the terrible things you fear might happen simply don’t. Those qualities make the movie seem slight, almost inconsequential, as if the merest breeze would blow it off-course. But the real strength of The Kid with a Bike is the cautious but generous warmth of its storytelling. Not much happens in The Kid with a Bike , but it leaves you grateful that the worst doesn’t happen — with these characters, you might not be able to bear it. The Kid with a Bike starts out as your standard child-at-risk story. Cyril (played by the fine young actor Thomas Doret, in his debut) is an 11-ish redhead with a buzz cut who’s in perpetual movement from the movie’s first minute: Peripatetic, quizzical and persistent, Cyril is obsessed with reconnecting with his father (played by Dardennes regular Jérémie Renier), who has essentially abandoned him to a local home for displaced or problem kids. Cyril also wants his bike back — he believes it’s still in the apartment his father has recently also abandoned — and with the help of a quietly compassionate hairdresser he meets by chance, Samantha (Cécile De France, in a relaxed but extremely focused performance), he does get it back. Recognizing, in some basic, primal way, that he’s found someone who might be able to give him the care and affection he needs, Cyril latches onto her, figuratively and even at one point literally — he clamps his arms around her in an ironclad, monkeylike embrace. He also makes a bold request, asking her outright if she’ll let him live with her on the weekends, even though she barely knows him. With no hesitation she agrees. But even under Samantha’s guidance and care, Cyril is still something of a lost kid, which causes him to fall under the spell of a local hood, who hopes to enlist him in a life of petty crime. On the basis of previous pictures like The Son or L’Enfant , you might think Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne would lean heavily on the suspense card: The Belgian writing-directing duo aren’t exactly the cheeriest guys on the planet, and if they were to follow their more dour instincts, they might have fixated on the question of whether or not Cyril would succumb to thuggery. But they’re after something more delicate here, and if it doesn’t completely work — the movie is so muted it comes off as being a bit wayward in its emotional and narrative focus — there’s still something admirable in their outright rejection of desolation and despair. (The picture won the Grand Jury Prize at Cannes last May.) The ending of The Kid with a Bike holds out a very real possibility for redemption. It doesn’t hurt that the picture, set in an unnamed provincial town and filmed in some gorgeously bucolic parts of Belgium, is also beautifully shot (by DP Alain Marcoen): The images have a clean, crisp, no-nonsense look that’s almost a metaphorical counterpart to Cyril’s confident physicality as he whizzes from here to there. Doret, for all his preternatural confidence in this role, is still an unassuming and sympathetic presence. With that strawberry-blond perpetual-summer haircut, and a reckless scattering of freckles across his nose, he looks like the kind of kid you’d see on a ’50s bread wrapper. But his face is solemn and purposeful, and his mannerisms are too: When he makes or takes a call on his cell phone, he conveys information with just-the-facts-ma’am efficiency. His body is gangly and puppet-like in that pre-adolescent way, but every movement is resolute: When he chases after the various kids who, repeatedly, try to steal his precious bike, he throws off sparks of grim determination, like a single-minded marathon runner. Maybe, in the end, he outruns the movie. But it’s hard to take your eyes off him as he sprints into the distance. [Editor’s note: This review appeared earlier, in a slightly different form, in Stephanie Zacharek’s 2011 Cannes Film Festival coverage .] Follow Stephanie Zacharek on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
These are really inconvenient pants to wear when you have your period, so I think it’s safe to say that the bitch’s pussy is not bleeding at this particular moment cuz no bitch would wear these pants knowing shit was coming…so either Amanda Seyfried hasn’t got her period yet, she’s pregnant, or she’s not having it now or anytime soon, and if that’s not news – I don’t know what is…. FOLLOW ME
Nothing like some fat porn chick showing off some tit at an event to remind us all to eat this weekend…cuz drinking on an empty stomach seems to be why my liver is broken right now…. We all know Kim Kardashian is overrated, lazy, a pig of a person and the representation of all that is bad in the world…but there’s still something about her we all want to fuck…maybe out of hatred, maybe cuz it looks like doughy mess and we’ve always had a baker’s fantasy, or maybe cuz she feels soft like a bouncy castle and bouncy castles are fun… FOLLOW ME WATCHHER SEX TAPE
