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Elsa Hosk In Lingerie Will Blow Your Mind

Yesterday, I was pretty sure that Martha Hunt was my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model . But then I came across this new photoshoot from Elsa Hosk and now I’m starting to think actually maybe Elsa’s my new favorite. Turns out, I’m highly impressionable. Show me a hottie in lingerie and I instantly lose the ability to think about anything else. Or keep my pants around my waist. It’s a problem. Continue reading

Marina Mayer Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

I want you perverts to meet my latest Russian Insta-hottie find:  Marina Mayer . According to my research, Marina’s from Moscow and you know, I never realized they had such nice beaches in Moscow before. It’s either that, or Marina’s already found a sugar daddy to take her away on bikini vacations. Which is too bad for me, but hey, at least the pictures make a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Myleene Klass In Sexy Lingerie

I don’t know a whole lot about Myleene Klass , but according to my research, this British hottie is a singer, pianist, author, fashion designer, model, businesswoman and one serious MILF. Which is an impressive resume, although I think there’s still something she’s missing: future ex-wife to a famous blogger. It’s the one thing all the top hotties have in common. But lucky for Myleene, I’m currently accepting new applications. And these lingerie pictures make for a pretty convincing argument. » view all 21 photos

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Maria by Sergey Korolkov for Treats of the Day

The model’s name is Maria, you’ve never heard of her, but now you’ve seen her totally naked for TREATS MAGAZINE …in black and white, because black and white pictures make it art and not soft core porn – duh. It’s the best scam to get any girls who would never get naked – naked. It’s like “no baby, it’s black and white, if it was porn, it’d be full color…obvs”… No girl wants to turn down art, for fear of being seen as an ignorant asshole, even when we all know anyone who pretends to be an artist, or is an artist and acknowledges is the real asshole… But the kind of asshole I like, because of one very important reason…hot babes mixed with a bit of nakedness….

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Taylor Swift’s Leg Show Continues!

Well, it’s not those bikini selfies like I was asking for, but at least Taylor Swift made sure to put on another great leg show to keep this little fling of ours going. See, in case you didn’t know, Taylor and I are in a pretty serious one-sided Internet relationship: she goes out in short shorts or skirts, I drool over the pictures, and then she does this cute thing where she pretends she doesn’t know I exist. In fact, I think we’re probably coming up on our 1 year anniversary pretty soon. And I hear lingerie pictures make a great gift. Hint hint. Photos: Fameflynet

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Eliza Cummings Will Blow Your Mind!

Damn. I’ve never heard of this Eliza Cummings chick, but according to my research, she’s a British model, which makes sense, since all the hot ones usually are. Anyway, I’m digging this black-and-white photoshoot she did, because as you all know, black-and-white pictures make anything instantly classy, even wet t-shirts and handbras. But add a British accent to that and it looks like I’m gonna have to bust out the fancy Kleenex and my opera glasses for these.

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Cheryl Burke’s Shitty Prom Dress of the Day

Cheryl Burke looks like the kind of girl who went to prom alone, or who skipped out on prom all together because she was too busy being the fat girl eating a bag of Oreos and Ice Cream with no friends and no date. You know, before she found dance, and the community that encouraged her to go bigger and try harder becuase it finally felt like she had friends and people who cared about her, she felt like she belonged and that new confidence came her whole eagerness to take her shit to Hollywood and make millions doing what she is most passionate about and what saved her from suicide, instead of being a drug addicted stripper, but these pictures make it safe to say she hasn’t fully recovered from the scars left from Highschool….. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Miranda Kerr is Skinny in Some Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr was out working, if you can really consider this work, considering it looks more like a bitch sittin gon the beach having pictures taken of her, something I’m pretty sure we’d all be willing to do if it meant getting the fuck away for a week, if anything it is the shit we try to save 1000 dollars for, and by we, I mean you, because I’ve never really been on vacation and if I had 1000 dollars, it wouldn’t be spent on trips to beaches, but instead on trips to the local brothel and drug dealer, but that’s not really worth dreaming about, because I don’t even remember the last time I had 1000 dollars to my name, but I think it was when I was 14 after spending a month working for some rich man on his garden, if you know what I mean…..and if you don’t, I mean I was a child hooker, much like a child star but far less rewarding and harder to walk. Pics via Bauer

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Kelly Rowland and the Smallest Fake Tits on the Beach of the Day

These are probably the hottest pictures I’ve seen on the beach in a long time, not because she looks good, or sexy or even worth fucking, but because if it wasn’t for Destiny’s Child, this bitch would just be pregnant in the projects, and I’m not saying that cuz I am racist or think that’s where all black girls belong, but she had an abusive alcoholic father and that’s just the fuckin’ stats motherfucker, so instead of working the welfare check line, she’s working the beach and living the decadent life, unfortunately, not working a hot bikini to show off her shitty small implants, because that’d make these pictures make a hell of a lot more sense….. Pics via Bauer

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