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Russell Simmons Business Meetings With Girls in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on November 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off

Here are some pictures to remind you that behind all major Hip Hop, even the most hardcore gangster shit you think is straight from the fucking intercity projects, is a very very rich old Jewish man. Gangster. I know this isn’t real news, but the entertainment industry always makes me laugh. It is run by a handful of people and repackaged over and over again that we think the moguls are in charge, when really they are just bitches working for someone else, and we should have known better cuz everyone knows anyone with an Adult Lisp couldn’t have done it on his own.

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Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek may be older, thicker and a mom, but she’s still Salma Hayek and she’s doing pretty fucking good in these pictures. I was one of the many dudes who thought her Mexican face wasn’t hairy enough to turn me off of her curvy fucking body, and I’m may have giving up on her, you know traded her in for younger, fresher pussy, but I’m not giving up on her now, she’s recruited me back into her fan club, even though I hate Mexican women cuz they remind me of my dead whore mother…not because of her rotting pussy, but because she’s Mexican….but her weight gain and pregnancy has brought her even bigger fucking tits, and since I don’t get to fuck her, I don’t really care how mangled her pussy has become….I just like that she’s out there, showing the other busty starlets that they aren’t anything special, cuz everyone with a little tit can get themselves a push-up bra and a low cut shirt…and as a perverted blogger…I’m glad she did cuz this is a magical reminder of great tits from a simpler time…

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Julie Bowen’s Weird Ass Paddle Surfs of the Day

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Julie Bowen, a woman I had never heard of until a week ago because I don’t watch TV, has been confusing me the last week by wearing her bikini on the beach and forcing me to post on her. I don’t find her hot, I don’t find her interesting, and now she’s doing the stupidest activity you can possibly do on the beach, but I feel obligated to put these because a woman in a bikini, no matter how old or disgusting is still a woman in a bikini and that’s always something semi-interesting even if it really isn’t…. I am actually pretty bitter about bikinis today, I read somewhere that it is spring break, which means that somewhere college kids are waking up and puking in the pool, only to head back to their hotel room later today to fuck multiple drunk chicks in bikinis, cuz everyone’s horny on spring break and I’m not…. Pics via PacificCoastNews and Pics via Bauer

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Megan Fox as a Cheerleader for Some Movie of the Day

Posted on August 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Megan Fox is a Cheerleader in her new movie that I assume is a shitty horror movie because she’s covered in blood, that or she’s dressed up like a fuckin’ tampon and I figure that doesn’t make sense and that I’d post the pictures even though I don’t have anything to say about this shit, that I haven’t already said about This Movie and Her Topless Scene so why feed you more bullshit, than I already do, so I’m saving you energy. Here are the screenshots. I know you love them, cuz everyone loves Megan Fox, that’s why she gets work and the media wants you to think you’re gay if you don’t love her.