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On The Come Up: Crispy Crunchy Tan Mom To Make $1,000 For A Few Hours Of Work From Cameo In Gay Freaky Flick

We not mad at tan mom for getting her weight up. We just hope she takes the money she earns from this freaky flick and gets her a therapist and some skin treatments. Tan Mom To Be In Gay Freaky Film According to TMZ Bad news: Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil is going to be in a gay freaky flick. Good news: She won’t be having sex with anyone. Sources close to the SPF -5 mom tell TMZ … Krentcil first offered up her services to Vivid Entertainment, but they wisely passed. But Lucas Entertainment, a company that produces a series of gay freaky flicks called “Kings of New York,” became interested … and cast Krentcil in their latest episode. According to our sources, the role is just a cameo and Krentcil will be paid $1,000 for just a few hours work. Most importantly, we’re told Krentcil will be fully clothed for the shoot and there is NO sex involved. Whew, that was close. Thank God she will be fully clothed. Splash News

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On The Come Up: Crispy Crunchy Tan Mom To Make $1,000 For A Few Hours Of Work From Cameo In Gay Freaky Flick

Random Ridiculousness: Man Arrested For Sexually Abusing A Peacock

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife and hide ya peacocks. They raping everything these days. Man Sexually Abuses Peacock According to The Huffington Post A man sexually abused a peacock, which was later found dead in his garage, according to authorities in Illinois. Roselle police report that they discovered the dead bird, named Phyl, and learned about its abuse while investigating an alleged case of indecent solicitation of a child, NBC Chicago reports. David Beckman, 63, of the Chicago suburb, Roselle, faces three charges of harassment by telephone, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, two counts of drug possession, attempted indecent solicitation of a child, cruelty to animals, and two counts of battery NBC Chicago reports. Both the battery and solicitation of a child charges stem from a case earlier this week in Roselle, which involved a child between the ages of 13 and 17, according to the Daily Herald. Beckman was being held at DuPage County Jail on Friday on $10,000 bond. His arraignment is scheduled for June 12. Sadly, the alleged animal abuse isn’t the only one to make headlines recently. In April, Kurtis Peterson, a Michigan man, was sentenced to up to 15 years in prison for having sex with two dogs. In February, Andrew Mendoza pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespassing for trying to make a baby with his neighbor’s horse. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby,” he stated in a court document. Poor peacock SMH. Shutterstock

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Random Ridiculousness: Man Arrested For Sexually Abusing A Peacock