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Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day

I hate this mall brand and their simple and effective marketing campaign….use hot half naked girls and you don’t need to do much else….why throw in concept or design, when they already sell a ton of fucking money worth of panties that they are just buying in bulk in China and swapping tags on….they are like “don’t these people know they can go onto Alibabb and buy our bras and panties under another name for 10 cents on the dollar or less”….but people are retards, so make a stupid christmas song because they aren’t retards and no most of America, despite popular belief still fucking love Christmas and account for probably 40 percent of their yearly sales… and here it is.. Featuring a bunch of terrible singing models including Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, ALessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Stella Maxwell, Martha Hunt, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Taylor Hill and Romee Strijid…. They’re hot…and I guess manipulative because I just promoted Victoria’s Secret to the 3 of you this Holiday season and you’ll probably end up buying a gift there for a chick you fuck or want to fuck or want to creep out…like the neighbor’s 18 year old daughter…and I’m not even getting paid to promote them…because I am an idiot… Tis’ the Season for promoting horrible brands all because they have hot promo models… The post Victoria’s Secret Models Sing 12 Days of Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry in Wet See Through Panties of the Day

Katy Perry has a horrible body. She reminds me of this crippled girl I used to fuck because she was easy….you see despite popular believe, people generally shy away from the cripple girls of they do get guys they are usually there because they are weird, socially awkward, essentially the bottom of the fucking barrel….but I saw opportunity to do things the other girls wouldn’t let me do… Her ass is dumpy, her legs are shitty and thick, she walks like one leg is shorter than the other, but she has great tits and a badly sized bra…but she’s wet and it is see through and sometimes that is enough….

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RIP Motherfucker the Janine Lindemulder Sex Appeal Edition of the Day

Anyone else who remembers jerking off to Janine in all her lesbian pornos back in the 90s wanting to take those romantic moments back? I know I do cuz this shit is fucking scary…. She seriously turned into a fucking monster, not that I find any pornstars hot to begin with, but some manage to be worth cumming to when there’s nothing else available to jerk off to, especially in a time before facebook profile pictures, and Janine happened to be one of those people despite always having a hard manly face, back before taking dick to stay competitive and using her body as a horrible tattoo artist’s sketchbook and prison and I guess it is all because she didn’t have a daddy growing up, or if she did, he stuck his dick in her and really who cares, I just saw the pics and felt I needed to post an RIP Motherfucker to her sex appeal she once had…. The only thing really interesting about her is not that she is raising kids, but that Sandra Bullock’s pussy is tainted by her porno pussy, cuz Sandra doesn’t care about where her husband stuck his dick, cuz Sandra Bullock, despite popular belief, is a dirty little slut pig. Pics via Fame

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RIP Motherfucker the Janine Lindemulder Sex Appeal Edition of the Day